T-Wolves -vs- Celtics (10.10.07)

I didn't know if I was going to recap this game tonight or not... however, after watching the game with Bonk, I couldn't help myself but bring back the "Musings of a Wolves Fan..." series by Yours Truly.  This presentation is brought to you by DVR and my computer, god bless technology.

I'm not gonna lie, we didn't look very good.  With that said, it's only our second pre-season game.  It's in London.  We are playing the paper champion Boston Celtics.  I didn't expect us to dominate.  Being that this was our second game, with a team composed of a plethora of new players, I'm not going to delve too deep into what we did wrong or focus solely on the negatives.  We've still got more than half a month of training camp to work out the kinks, establish a set rotation and pecking order, cut some guys, make trades, find a new coach, etc. (Yes, I am aware this team has a long ways to go.)  Am I confident in our Front Office and Coach Wittman's ability to ready this cluster**** of a roster into a cohesive unit come November 2nd?  I'm not sure yet. I'll have to get back to you on that.  We'll keep this "Musings" on the lighter side, there's still an entire season left for spewing negativity.  Don't get me wrong, I like most of our roster and I think we've got great potential... I just hope that our Front Office, coaching staff, and the players can eventually put it all together at some point.

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Through meticulous research, he has compiled a plethora of empiricial data and statistics based upon NBA All-Star caliber players involved in trades within the past 15 years.  He then devised, tweaked, and rigorously tested a complex Regression Analysis Equation.  In the following article, the Regression Analysis Equations will attempt to formulate a given team’s win-loss totals for the upcoming season, following the trade of an All-Star caliber NBA player.  In this situation, the "given teams" happen to be our very own 2007-08 Minnesota Timberwolves and Boston Celtics.  How many wins does WhiskeyDizzy predict for both the Wolves and the Celtics this upcoming season?  I think you will enjoy both the results and his in-depth analysis.

Read on for his article in it's entirety.  I guarantee you will find it to be well done and quite fascinating.  If mathetical analysis isn't your cup of tea, at the very least it is well-written and exceedingly interesting.

- College Wolf

Quick notes as we get ready for Wednesday's Wolves/Celtics game...

*As I figured, Juwan Howard is willing to stay with the Wolves, despite his desire to play for a winning team.  I almost never feel sorry for professional athletes, but I've gotta admit...I can definitely see why Juwan wants out.  His career is coming to an end, and he just wants to win a few ballgames.  Can you blame him?

With that in mind, I've gotta give him some credit...he's displayed total professionalism over these past few weeks, by stating that he'd be cool with becoming a mentor to the younger players on this squad.  He's handled this situation very well, and it's apparent that Wittman doesn't need to worry about Howard being a problem in the locker room (if Juwan does indeed remain with the team).

*Doogie says that Sebastian Telfair has been a pleasant surprise in training camp...and frankly, I wasn't expecting to hear the phrase "pleasant surprise" used in a description of Telfair.  Who knows, maybe this change of scenery is helping Sebastian to finally get his act together.

The Wolves could certainly use the help at point guard.  I've heard Freddie Hoiberg say that he'd like to see Foye get decent minutes at shooting guard...unless Telfair can contribute, though, Foye will need to play almost exclusively at point guard.  So for Foye's sake, let's just hope Sebastian can prove to us that he deserves to be on this team.

*Finally today, a quote from KG: "In 13 years, this is the best camp I've been involved with by far...I've never experienced a lot of things that have been going on. But you can definitely tell a difference in the organizations. It's revived me, I will say that. I'm having a lot of fun."

KG, KG...I love ya, but it's time to move on.  Believe me, us Wolves fans are perfectly aware that this organization is run by a bunch of clowns...you don't need to tell us that.  You're not making any new revelations.  It's over, done with.  Sorry, but there's absolutely no reason for you to publicly rip the Wolves, two months after the trade.

A few observations from today's game:

*It was easy to see that this group hasn't played together much.  The half-court offense looked rough...the ball movement could have been better, and the Wolves forced too many shots (they ended up shooting 33% from the field).

*The transition defense also needs work.  Efes Pilsen got too many easy baskets on the fast break.

*On the plus side, the Wolves were solid on the boards.  They outrebounded Efes Pilsen 68-47, with Gomes and Big Al combining to grab 30 of those boards.  Gomes, especially, looked great on the offensive glass...hopefully, his six offensive rebounds are a sign of things to come. 

Last year, I thought one of the Wolves' major weaknesses was their lack of second-chance opportunities, so Gomes' performance in today's game is pretty promising.

*I can definitely see why Gerald Green is described as being extremely athletic, but having a low basketball IQ.  He made a few impressive plays in transition, while also making plenty of boneheaded decisions.  I mean, he took 15 shots in his 14 minutes of playing time.  Holy crap! 

*Foye had a rough game.  Both of his baskets came from beyond the arc...he didn't have many opportunities to penetrate and create his own shot.  He also only had three assists.  As the team plays more games together and the chemistry grows, though, Foye's effectiveness will increase exponentially.

Pregame:

*The game will be broadcast on NBA.com at 1:00 pm CST (sorry for the confusion about the start time of the game, the NBA press release was inaccurate)...should be a fun one.

*The crowd's giving a nice ovation for our guys...Turkish people = classy.  Or just excited that an NBA team is actually playing in their country.

First quarter:

*Uh...this is awkward.  NBA.com is showing the feed of the Celtics game instead of the Wolves game, for some reason.  The Wolves are trailing 10-7, with Foye, Gomes, and Ricky Buckets putting up points, thus far.

*Click here to see live stats from the game.

*Well, as long as they're showing the Celtics, let's make this a live blog of Garnett's debut with his new squad.

Toronto Raptors vs. Boston Celtics

Pregame:

*Man...seeing Garnett at the Celtics press conference is one thing, but actually seeing him in a Celtics uniform is even stranger.  We miss ya, KG!

*The Wolves, meanwhile, trail 21-18.  Foye leads the team with six points, with Gomes and Blount adding four each, and Big Al on the board with a basket.  Al, by the way, aleady has six rebounds, as the first quarter winds down.

More after the jump...

Hey everyone...join me tomorrow at 2:00 pm (Timberwolves.com says the game is at 1:00, but I'm fairly sure that's incorrect), as I live blog the Wolves' opening preseason game against Efes Pilsen.  You can watch the game on NBA.com, and discuss it right here at T'Wolves Blog.

Inspired by Stephen Colbert, I present to you my premiere edition of "Tips of the Hat, Wags of the Finger" for the 2007-08 season.

A wag of the finger to Greg Buckner, who is reportedly upset about getting traded to Minnesota.  Greg...I realize that it's a bummer to get dealt from a contender to a rebuilding team, but it simply isn't acceptable for you to disturb the team chemistry.  Get over it, and step into your role as a veteran mentor to the youngsters.  It'll be okay.  I promise.

A wag of the finger to Rashad McCants, who failed to say anything interesting in his media day interview.  C'mon Rashad...I was expecting you to compare yourself to a library book, or something...not say boring stuff, like "We now have the chance to showcase."  Seriously, you're getting a little rusty with your quotes!

A tip of the hat to Ricky Davis.  I'll admit it...I've always considered Ricky to be a big punk.  No, I never quite got over the infamous game where he "rebounded" a ball he threw off the backboard to complete a triple-double.  But as it turns out, Ricky's actually a good guy...he's organizing a dinner for workers who helped save lives after the 35-W bridge collapsed.  Good for him...I'll have to reconsider my attitude towards him.

A wag of the finger to Marc Stein.  In his latest power rankings, Stein ranked the Wolves dead last in the NBA...that's simply too harsh.  I'm not suggesting the Wolves are going to have a particularly good year, but this team is going to be a bit better than people in the mainstream media are suggesting.  If our guys can mesh quickly, I have a feeling that the Wolves will move up a few spots in Stein's rankings.

A tip of the hat to Juwan Howard.  While Juwan recently reiterated his desire to get traded, it definitely looks as if he'll accept a role of mentor on this young team.  Juwan's been extremely classy throughout his time in Minnesota, and that's something I appreciate from him, especially given his disappointment over the Garnett deal.  We love ya, Juwan...you'll be a valued presence in Minnesota.

A tip of the hat to Marko Jaric.  No, I can't believe I'm saying this either, but I've gotta give credit to Jaric for showing some enthusiasm during the opening day of training camp.  Now, if only he could show some positivity on a more consistent basis, I might not despise him as much as I do.

Finally, a tip of the hat to me (a little cocky, I know).  Join me right here at T'Wolves Blog this Saturday at 2:00 pm, as I live-blog the Wolves' preseason opener.  While they're playing some mysterious European team I've never heard of, it should still be a fun game to watch and discuss.

The Chronicles of Stephon Marbury - Episode 3: Dogfighting In Italy

A look into the mind of a certified lunatic.  It's the offseason... and Stephon Marbury of the New York Knicks doesn't have **** to do.

 Some of you may not be completely familiar with all these jokes.  Go HERE and watch EVERY minute of the three videos at the bottom of the blog entry.  Some hilarious stuff!!!  Then read this article.

The inspiration for this episode can be found HERE, HERE, and HERE.  Enjoy!

Some notes about the Hassell deal...

Hassell needed to go, and I think the Wolves did pretty well with getting Buckner in return.  Greg's a relatively cheap guy to buy out, so I'd suspect McHale would consider doing so.

About a week ago, I scoured the internet for interesting/strange tidbits that people might not have known about some Timberwolves players.  You guys seemed to enjoy it, so here's some more pieces of random info about the Wolfies...