The Chronicles of Stephon Marbury - Episode 3: Dogfighting In Italy

A look into the mind of a certified lunatic.  It's the offseason... and Stephon Marbury of the New York Knicks doesn't have **** to do.

 Some of you may not be completely familiar with all these jokes.  Go HERE and watch EVERY minute of the three videos at the bottom of the blog entry.  Some hilarious stuff!!!  Then read this article.

The inspiration for this episode can be found HERE, HERE, and HERE.  Enjoy!

Some notes about the Hassell deal...

Hassell needed to go, and I think the Wolves did pretty well with getting Buckner in return.  Greg's a relatively cheap guy to buy out, so I'd suspect McHale would consider doing so.

About a week ago, I scoured the internet for interesting/strange tidbits that people might not have known about some Timberwolves players.  You guys seemed to enjoy it, so here's some more pieces of random info about the Wolfies...

It all happened so fast...one day in late July, rumors began popping up on blogs and message boards, stating that the KG-to-Boston deal had been revived.  Roughly 48 hours later, Kevin Garnett officially became a Celtic.  Here's a timeline of this wild two-day period:

The Chronicles of Stephon Marbury - Episode 2: Loungin' 

A look into the mind of a certified lunatic.  It's the offseason... and Stephon Marbury of the New York Knicks doesn't have **** to do.

 Some of you may not be completely familiar with all these jokes.  Go HERE and watch EVERY minute of the three videos at the bottom of the blog entry.  Some hilarious stuff!!!  Then read this article.

How ****ing dare anyone out there make fun of Kevin McHale.  HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH HARD TIMES!

Dear Close Personal Friends, 

I was supposed to update this week with the REAL IMPORTANT stats for Marco Jaric and Sebastian Telfair but I couldn't. As a matter of fact, there was a lot of stuff that I was supposed to do this week that I didn't. And do you know why? I'll tell you why. Because of Corey Brewer's baby afro.

I present this FAQ to everyone who finds themselves wondering about the state of the Timberwolves team salary, and just where exactly this club currently stands.  I'm not talking about just "right now"... but also over the next few seasons.  This is a snapshot and analyzation of the roster and salary breakdown that I hope many of you will find helpful.  Do you find yourself asking any of the following questions: "How much money do we have to spend?" or "How does the luxury tax work?" or "Are we over the luxury tax?" or "What is the status of certain contracts on our team?"  Perhaps you are just tired of going over to Hoopshype.com every time you want to check a certain T-Wolf's contract status.  If so, this may be the resource for you.