Our 'beloved' coach was in his office looking at skin magazines when he got the call. He put down his play dude magazine n picked up the phone. On the other end was McFail saying how he was getting fired yaghta yaghta yaghta. Dimwhit was actually releaved, he didnt have to try n coach anymore, he could go back to selling used cars! Sides he had made plenty of money off of this coaching job. He had upgraded from a double wide to a nice condo, and from his cousin Brandene to Craig Smiths wife, definitely an upgrade. While Mcfail was on the phone bitching about something Randy put it on his desk put on his jacket and left the ofice. He whistled 'we are the champions' as he walked to his car. He lit up a Marborl Smooth, and thought to himself ya this night is gunna rock. I am gunna get so wasted im gunnabe hungover for 48 hours strait. No more having to deal with shoints , no more having to deal with Craig Smith giving me the stink eye and no more having to deal with McFail. He finished his smoke and drove down to Shooter's. Down at shooters bonk n CW are in a booth having shots of booze and bitching about the game which they lost. Bonk is saying how Gomez the Great is boring and needs to shoot more while CW is saying how Love looks like a flabby college frat boy who gained the freshmen 30. At another table The Tonie is eating piles of shrimp n crying because he misses playing in Minnesota.

you walk into the bar....

should you

turn to page 23: if you wanna chit chat with bonk n cw
turn to page 24:to get your driiiiiiiiiiiiink
turn to page 79: to eat shrimp with the tonite

I'm gonna try to answer Mad Dog04 style...but I gotta go in 5 minutes...

ahhh i started but I don't have time right now. I hope someone continues this though

Hahahaha Maddog's stories are THE BEST!

you turn to page 37, ya gots to have some shrimp with the tonie



The tonie who is majorly sad because he isnt playing for the t-wolves anymore. With him is Collins and Cardnal you realize. They are all eating shrimp n drinking pitchers of eggnog with rum in it. You join in. The tonie then says his buddy is throwing a party and you should come. A drunken Collins with a shrimp tail hangin from his mouth says ya n bonk n cw will be there since you had gotten them some strippers. You finish your spiced eggnog and the four of you pile into Brian's 78 GTO with a busted defroster. So your head is hangin outa the window while driving in 20degree weather. On the other side of town Dim Wit is having the time of his life hes dancing with a hottie with a million dolar body grinding her fine butt to the beet. CW n Bonk are watching in utter disamay you never thought the coach had it in him to well kind of be cool. All of a sudden a crying sobbing withers comes in the door in a cardigan sweater with pocket protecter and stained slacks. He says Foye has stood him up and Brock Lopez has gotten a restraining order against him... Bonk doesnt comfert him because well your still a bit creeped out . On the other side of town with your head out of the window and with Cypris Hill blasting from the stereo you see half baked kandi man on the corner, you swerve over three lanes of trafic and ask him if he wanted a ride. He agrees proceeds to lite a big joint and you continue on to your way to the party! Yet all of a sudden....


The car lites on fire : turn to page 50
KG is hitch-hiking and wants a ride : turn to page 0
Collins all of a sudden has a case of explosive diarrhea n goes out the window: turn to page 90

Hahaha howl to Maddog for your insane story!

ya turn to page 0 to pick up the big ticket


On a corner in a fancy suit, is the big ticket.. He is running his fingers thru his dapper goatee and you swerve thru three lanes of traffic to pick him up, he jumps in the car n slams in T- Hud's cd. He is kinda bummed he misses Minnesota n him The Tonie strike up a conversation bout Bonk N CW who ya'll will be seing soon on the other side of town. But trouble starts as ya'll start to feel sick not knowing that the pot half baked had was laced with CHOCOLATE LAXATIVES... The weed and the cocktails combined you start to feel funny and the car is swerving in your head even though your still parked after picking up the big ticket. You tell KG he better drive n you sit in the back with the tonie brian and half baked. You tell Collins to get us to the party where bonk cw and dimwit are all doing jello shots off of our past beloved player Markos hot girlfriend. Collins thinking your superman tells KG to floor the gto. Since KG has never driven a stick before has a rocky time starting up the rusted GTO and ya'll are on your way going the wrong way heading to Canada..

on the other side of town,
Dim Wit has taken his 13th jello shot and is feeling woozy. He thinks by chugging some Wild Turkey will make it better. He bumps into another hotty who bitch slaps him for not playing mad dog thinks its all good. In a moment of clarity hes thinking man im jobless the fans hate me but hey i have my freedom and i think i mite even have some cash left. He joins Bonk n CW who have duck taped Withers n put him in a closet for his own saftey. They go into a long conversation asking the drunken ex coach about why he did what he did, dim wit then passes out after Bonk asks him in detail about his inability to be a coach. They then put him in the bathroom and lock the door.

on the other side of town
KG is having trouble seing and is thinking man why am i in this car with these people I remember the Tonie but who the hell is everyone else. All of a sudden KG sees a welcome to Canada sign n thinks ah crap im gunna miss practice tomorrow.

You try n find a 7-11 to ask for directions turn to page 78
You go to Canada and party like its 1999- turn to page 90
You turn around and find your way back to kg's crib to party turn to page 30

Hilarious

HOWL

Oh my gosh, how did I miss all these updates until now!!!? This is absolutely gold, Mad_dog 04. I can barely handle reading it at my desk without busting out in laughter. Seriously. Something about your writing style and some of the stuff you say just absolutely cracks me up. You are a genius in your own right. Keep up the awesome work!

page 90 it is

KG thinks to himself why not, he deserves it to party a bit. Half Baked passes the big ticket a joint n kg takes a drag coughs so hard he nearly swervs off the road! With Fergie pumpin thru the stereo now, the band of motley basketball players and fans goes thru the back roads of the big wild Canada tryin to find a club to get their drink on.

across town many many miles away now.

Dim Wit awakes in a bathroom half dressed thinking to himself, man why do i always wake up in a bathroom.. He leaned over puked again gargled with jack daniels he still had in his hand and stumbled outa the bathroom smelling like puke ,whisky and cheap colgane. Bonk n CW n Gomes were hitting it off with some fine cheerleaders who were hookers. They were very pleased with themselves until their pimp walked in....


somewhere in Canada

Oh canada oh canada how your nights are cold n grey, KG was drunkenly singing , they had made it to a party at Avril Lavigne's house and were gettin it on.


if you want kg n avirl to hook up =turn to page 40
if you want the tonie to do his shimmy while with alanis morisette-turn to page 78
if you want witman to puke-turn to page 10

I love this story. I want to turn to page 78, but I want Mad_Dog 04 to continue reading it to me/writing it...

Maddog... your stories are second to none!

I can't wait for you to continue this one...

if you want kg n avirl to hook up =turn to page 40
if you want the tonie to do his shimmy while with alanis morisette-turn to page 78

Somewhere up in Canada our friendly motley crue of players and friends stumbles upon a raging party at miss Morisette's crib. Inside everyone from Avril to hokey players are gettin it on. Jello shots and half dressed girls galore. Our guys cant believe their eyes. If no one has told you before The Tonie knows how to dance. He walks up to miss Morisette who is dancing with John Stamos, and tells John to go dance with an Olsen twin. He takes Morisette by her dainty hands (which they are) and she begins to bump n grind against the handsome Tonie. While Half Baked is doing a bong with Redman, KG calls his wife to tell her that he was hitchhiking when a group of nba players and some stoned dude gave them a ride, they got last and ended up in Canada of all places, she doesnt believe him n think hes steppin out on her with Miss Boston. She gets in her Hummer and drives around looking for him when......

Back in the cold big wild minnesota.

Dimwit cant believe his eyes there she is the former weather girl braces and all is dancing with him. He moves her in a little closer and starts to feel his stomach gurgling, thinking he shouldnt have finished off that pint of Wild Turkey he belches and then pukes all over her. She screams trips on the shag rug and knocks herself out. He stumbles up and tries to revive the passed out hottie, when all of a sudden a pimp walks in n shouts 'what the hell you did to my top dolla hoe!' Dimwit still drunk n pukey feeling says 'im sorry mister but shes top grade ass not a hoe, the pimp bitch slaps him, then procedes to toss the former weather girl now renowned hoe over his shoulder n says your payin for this by becomin my new man hoe!" Then proceeds to grab dimwit by his hair , and no one comes to his rescue since well he cant coach. Inside the closet Withers is kickin n screamin thinkin man why did Lopez file that restraining order im locked in a closet n have pissed myself in my new Power Ranger whitey tightys! Bonk n CW cant believe their eyes so far tonite has been a wild night, no one is going to believe them when they tell them that dimwit was dragged off by a pimp...Only thirty minutes later something truly magical will happen..

what shall happen next
if you want KG'S wife to storm miss bostons pad:turn to page 13
if you want dimwit to try n be hoe material :turn to page 79
if you want bonk n cw to become new owners:turn to page 37
if you want withers to come out of the closet:turn to page 39

you turn to page 39


Withers kicking n screaming like a little bitch, punches his way out of the closet. With piss still running down his legs, he tumbles down the stairs. Their he sees bonk n cw laughing their asses off as Ollie n his stache is doing jagar shots upside down. Withers starts yelling something but over Jay Z you cant hear a thing. He starts to throw stuff accusing people of sabotaging him n something bout Brick Lopez filing some sort of restraining order. Bonk n Cw n Ollie couldnt care less as they down more Jagar.

somewhere up in Canada and northern boston

KG n the crue are havin the time of their life. The Tonie has taken them all out to a fancy restaurant, and KG keeps wondering when this night is going to stop. They all pile into Avril's Hummer and The Tonie is shimming in his seat to a mix Half Baked has put on. Kg's wife on the other hand is driving her Hummer of to miss 19 year old hottie with a million dolar body miss boston's house. Angry as a wife who thinks shes being cheated on can be.. Litttle doe she know that miss boston is dating Gomes Da Great. It doesnt help it that her husband is up in canada somewhere with some basketball players to pop singers and John Stamos(ya know the dude from er n fullhouse) She gets to the house and instead of ringing the bell she smashes the door down with a axe she brought along. Gomes thinks its the cops jumps out the 2nd story window and Kg's wife cant make out the guy in the dark screams no you dont n chucks one of her high heals at him knocks him out, and Gomes goes down.

somewhere in minnesota

Bonk n CW decide that they are taking Ollie out to sober up because they have a game tomorow. Ollie says he knows of a fine place to go but has to puke so he leans over n pukes on Withers who is crying that foye isnt getting enough playing time.

where do ya'll want this to go next or do you want me to just go with it.....

Just keep goin with it! I'm gettin a lot of good laughs out of it!!

And then what happened...???

You are leaving us hanging!