this next entry should be interesting since i am a bit tipsy after watchin the wolves win,finally.


so anyways

somewhere in boston or so
Gomes the great awakes groggily after havin a fuck me pump chucked at his head..He awakes n looks up and thinks man i gotta play tomorrow coach is gunna bench me n have a shoint play instead.. Ugh he crawls till he gains his balance n looks around, but the gates are to high for even him to jump over.. He looks for his phone but it got smashed, and sighs.. He tries to find his way out when a 30pound Chiwawa comes after him. He says hi doggy im a nice guy just ask CW he adores me! The dog growls and runs after him n bites his ankle which causes him to slip n fall into the pool, just then the place is lit up brighter then macy day parade n the cops shout dont move we have pepper spray and arent afraid to use it... Gomes sighs n thinks this is worse then the time cw sent me a nude of himself.


back in canada
The boys are having a wild ride as half baked man, is doing karaoke to Ice Ice Baby, in a very slurred version atleast. They have all had one to many cocktails and at 3am are having a fantastic time, just then John Stamos gets on stage n croons his version of do ya think im sexy to which all the house wives n milfs in training are swooning. It doesnt help that KG had lost his phone in the car, and that at that moment his wife is leaving him a frantic message about Gomes being knocked out and her losing her keys in miss Boston's yard.

somewhere in Minnesota

Things arent looking good for anybody. Well atleast for Withers who they took to a car wash n hosed him down before puting him in the trunk,only after Ollie puked on him again. They then go to an all you can eat eggs n beer place, and down more beer then eggs. With them all drunk n trying to find the car, but since they are drunk they cant. It doesnt help theirs is the only car with someone screaming in it. It also doesnt help withers pissed himself again so the car trunk now smells like urine.

hope ya enjoy:)

Mad_Dog04 wrote:



This is great....I love Mad Dawg's stories.

Insane, lol.

somewhere east of canada in the big wild

they are going for a joy ride with half baked driving, since he doeant drink just smokes more pot then cheech n chong combined. The only problem is the car is soo smokey from all the pot no one can see a thing. Half baked told them itd be a short cut to drop KG off back in Boston but he took the wrong turn and they are headed for alaska. It also doesnt help he lost is cell, and that his wife has left him 57 voice mails about Gomes being arrested! So things arent going to well, when they get pulled over buy a guy on a tractor who they think is a cop but some farmer who sees their car swerving in thru laines n driving without lights on. Half baked panics and tosses the bong in the back which shatters in pieces and knocks out John Stamos.

somwhere in Boston...

Being booked isnt any fun Gomes the great he hasnt done anything wrong . He thinks why did i have to sleep with her, why is kg's wife pissed and why oh why did that damn dog bite me... His eyes are still tearing as they take his mug shot. He looks like a boy scout who just got punched by a brownie. They take him to his cell. They then ask if he wants to make his one n only phone call, he sighs but the only number he has is Bonk's.. He calls him n Bonk drunkly answers saying something bout beer eggs him cw and withers in a trunk. Gomes sighs realizes he must be smashed because of the t-wolves recent win streak.. He asks if he can get him outa jail Bonk says sure ,and asks what jail hes at.......


somewhere back in minnesota

They finally find the car, after looking everywhere n taking piss stops behind cars every other minutes. Just then Bonk screams OMG GOMES IN JAIL WE GOTTA RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIIIM. CW then screams that this is better then prom! Ollie says im driving , they start the car and proceed to put it in reverse instead of drive, and back out at about 80.. Ollie then goes racing down the boulevards n back streets till they get to the jail. What they dont realize is they all smell of booze scrambled eggs and their is good ol withers hog tied in the trunk who is still whining like a little bitch.... wait till the cops see us says Ollie who is a bit worried they may all be arrested.

back in minn.

Our loyal gang of drunken egg smelling fans n players are going to bust out Gomes the great. They reek of beer booze n eggs. Ollie is worried they are all drunk and walking(stumbling) up to the police station door this cant go well, n hes right. Bonk stumbles up to the desk slurring Weeeee are heeeere to get Gomes. The officer looks at him wondering who is this nut job, n he seems drunk along with the rest of his entourage. CW, pushes his way up front demanding to get Gomes out of the lock up n a free photo of all of them, for proof the next day because he knows no one is going to believe his wild night out. The officer says for them to wait a moment, what he doesnt know is all of them are going to be placed in the drunk tank.


somewhere on the other side of minn..

Dimwitt in a pimp fur coat and a wild cowboy hat complete with feather sticking out is learning just how hard it is to be a pimp. He thinks in the back of his head, this was suppose to be my fun night out. Then all of a sudden a depressed saddened Allyson(ya know the gigilos biggst fan) walks up n says, hey werent you the coach? He nods and expects a knee to the family jewels or a bitch slap, instead she just says I miss Marko. He knows how she feels because he misses her too. She asks why do you look like a cheap pimp he sighs n says the story of his night, not sure if he'll believe her or not. She says lets make a break for it n kidnap Marko! He thinks hmmm keep pimping or break out marko ,sounds fine to me! They run n make a break for it, n climb into her car with the lisence plate that says (markos #1 fan).

in jail......
Finger printed, booked, taken photos of, all smiling, our boys are locked up for public intoxication among things. Ollie is worried because he has prictce, and bonk n cw, are thinking, why didnt they lock us up with Gomes? Gomes, can hear them screaming, n thinks great theres my ride..This night cant get possibly any worse for Gomes the great, while our boys are trying to pass time by telling their top 5 favorite t-wolves moments, what they dont know is, that our hero Mad Dog is going to be picking them up in a few hours.....

on the way to kidnap(pick up Marko)
Alyson and Dim Wit are driving at least 90 down the free way for what she likes to think of as a little trip to Marko's house. What Dim Whit, doesnt know is that Marko has a restraining order against alyson. He also doesnt know that if he ever sees her again the court gave him permission to shoot at her, because of the stalking and sending her panties in the mail to him many times. So they are driving when all of a sudden a dark car swirves by them n dim wit recognizes a few of his players along with KG, and they are swerving over lanes n almost smash into dimwits car!

on the other side of the road
Half baked has been driving 90 the whole way after the guy or cop on the tractor plastered the back window out with bullet holes. His head is out the windorw while his enterage is panicking except for John Stamos who is passed out from either the 12 beers or the bong to the head. He is trying to see the road but cant do to the fact he lost his glasses n still hasnt turned on the lights n he doesnt know hes about to hit another car which has dimwit in it, n KG screams look out ya freakin stoner n at the last second he swerves n no is going back wards down the freeway the wrong way........

n in the next 48 hours the finale
will kg make it to practice ever? what about the rest of the t-wolves
can withers ever escape from the trunk?
n what will happen to gomes the great?
stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!

Mad_Dog04 wrote:

YES Mad_Dog Yes! I re-read all the stories on this page before the new one - wow, just classic. Your stories always get me crackin up...

BonK wrote:


I completely agree. I love your stories Mad_dog. Howl to you.

At Mad dogs pad:
Awesome power forward Mark Madsen was busy doing his crunches for the night as he does every night when he gets a frantic phone call. Someone at the police station had tipped him off that severl of his team mates and some drunk fans had been arrested. The cop then asked him if he'd be willing to bail them out. Mad dog being the class act gentleman said Okay how much is the fine, the cop replied for you its free we just want them the hell out of here they smell like beer n eggs n Gomes is complaing that his head hurts. He sighed thinking man that was number 999 crunch i just had 100 left. He got on his dapper suit n got into his Benz thinking man what did the boyz do tonite!

In Jail:
Gomes was worried but he knew he would be saved he had to, on the other end of the bonk n cw were singing not realizing that they were yes arrested they were to drunk n hyper over the jagar bombz n the rest of the alcohol n red bull they had consumed over the night they were soooooooooo irritating in fact that the head cop dude had called mad dog to please ask him to come n get these guys because they were giving him a migraine! Ollie however was very worried what would coach think? I meen i am still on the team right???

on the freeway:
The two cars barley miss eachother but both end up sliding off the freeway, into the ditch. A hazed stoned half baked and a dimwit with a hicky on his neck from Allison emerge n say your half baked, your the fuckin lousy coach. Kg then crawls out of the back seat n says hey your the ex coach, dim wit mutters team went into the crapper after numbnuts traded you. The new guys stepped out n said oh great not only does he slide us off the road he ruins my buzz.. John stamos emerges n says as the voice of reason "what the fuck my head hurts" Just then Mad dog cruises by n pulls over recognizing the big ticket, carney, n a few other of the guys....

can they rescue the guys in time for practice
what about withers in the trunk
will kgs wife forgive him find out:) stay tuned

Mad_Dog04 wrote:

on the freeway...

Mad dog tries to calm everybody down, n wonders what happened tonight. His team mates look drunk n KG looks bewildered. Mad dog orderers everyone into his car, n they agree. They say they will pick up the two other cars tomorrow. Dimwit who looks the worse in his pimp suit thanks mad dog n asks him not to tell anyone. Mad dog being the gentleman he is agrees. He then says they have to go to the jail to bail out Gomes and some lunatic fans and Ollie. Booth Cardnell laugh n wonder what the hell has happened tonight.. They get to the precinct, n hear Bonk n CW yammering trying to figure a way to get gomes picture with them. Ollie has no fallen asleep dreading he will be benched for being in jail.. Mad dog asks politely how much the bail is, n the officer says its free if you take those drunken lunatics who came to bail him out with you. Mad dog agrees thinking, wow have i missed some crazy party! So everyone gets bailed out n all of a sudden The Tonie asks , whatya we gunna do with withers in the trunk! Bonk says, i dont remember where we parked the car do you? Ollie mumbles something bout being hungry. Tonie says, thats it we are all going to i-hop! So the band of smelly drunken still half drunk gang goes to ihop. The tonie orders pan-cakes for everyone n gets double meet, not triple because coach put him on a diet.. Mad dog asks what happened, Booth tries to respond but after a few sentences mad dog says, yikes i dont think i even wanna know..All in all it was a wonderful night for all, n they even made the paper, after the cops found the two cars on the side of the road, n wondered what the hell happened here....

in the trunk
Crying n weeping withers, was thinking man o man i could be at home watching a star-trek marathon... Finally someone noticing something crying in the trunk, a old lady busted the trunk opened n saw withers.. She gasped at the site, n thought who put this poor special ed's kid in a trunk... She then took him home n called social services... Withers thankfully was put into a group home n all was well..

the end.
Mad_Dog04 wrote:

oh my!

Bravo... epic story!

BUMP.