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my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51503

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okay please dont take this too seriously but the mood here is a bit to depressing so this is a light hearted satire, that really no one should think much into!!!

okay now

first of all guards arent needed anymore, n i hate to fathem ever signing yet another SHOINT! After the failed mccants n then the bloated foye saga i say we get rid of guards, we can spend the money on more important things like beer!!!I say for every ticket sold, they get a free 12 pack of ice cold beer in the can not those stupid plastic cups, so when anyone say over the age of 15 buys a t-wolves ticket, they get a free 12 pack of beer,

2nd this team should play a line up of say 4 forwards/power forwards n a center
which means we need more big guys, im sure we can coax Big Country n Mad Dog out of retirement at a reasonable price n let them be in the starting line up
so our line up will look a bit like
Darko
The Beast
Peck (we'll coax him over to the nba with mc fAILS Poarche that bonk n i will steal)
Mad Dog
Big country

now that line up may not win a ton of games, but hey our inside game will work n mad dog is a good passer/ball handler

n it will confuse the hell out of the other teams, major coolness factor there

n lets face it cheer leaders are boring these days..

WE NEED TOPLESS CHEER GIRLS!
So we hire a bunch of ex escorts n strippers, to cheer topless, or bottomless their preference.

n they get to give the bench dudes free lap dances, n make the reffs lose attention while the beast body slams Le Turd, to dish a pass to big Peck to slam dunk!

ya we rock
whatya say a new breed of basketball, i call it Polar league 2010 slam ball
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Last Edit: 1 year, 6 months ago by Mad_Dog04.

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51508

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Mad_Dog04 wrote:
okay please dont take this too seriously but the mood here is a bit to depressing so this is a light hearted satire, that really no one should think much into!!!

okay now

first of all guards arent needed anymore, n i hate to fathem ever signing yet another SHOINT! After the failed mccants n then the bloated foye saga i say we get rid of guards, we can spend the money on more important things like beer!!!I say for every ticket sold, they get a free 12 pack of ice cold beer in the can not those stupid plastic cups, so when anyone say over the age of 15 buys a t-wolves ticket, they get a free 12 pack of beer,

2nd this team should play a line up of say 4 forwards/power forwards n a center
which means we need more big guys, im sure we can coax Big Country n Mad Dog out of retirement at a reasonable price n let them be in the starting line up
so our line up will look a bit like
Darko
The Beast
Peck (we'll coax him over to the nba with mc fAILS Poarche that bonk n i will steal)
Mad Dog
Big country

now that line up may not win a ton of games, but hey our inside game will work n mad dog is a good passer/ball handler

n it will confuse the hell out of the other teams, major coolness factor there

n lets face it cheer leaders are boring these days..

WE NEED TOPLESS CHEER GIRLS!
So we hire a bunch of ex escorts n strippers, to cheer topless, or bottomless their preference.

n they get to give the bench dudes free lap dances, n make the reffs lose attention while the beast body slams Le Turd, to dish a pass to big Peck to slam dunk!

ya we rock
whatya say a new breed of basketball, i call it Polar league 2010 slam ball


Sure wouldn't be as boring as last year. Good job thinking outside the box. Way out side the box. I'd add Kevin Love trying those 90 foot shots about 20 per game and other assorted trick shots. But hey I like showmen. -Pistol Pete
"So, which one of you guys is going to come in second?" - Larry Bird before the 3 point contest. He won.

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51513

perryp wrote:
Sure wouldn't be as boring as last year. Good job thinking outside the box. Way out side the box. I'd add Kevin Love trying those 90 foot shots about 20 per game and other assorted trick shots. But hey I like showmen. -Pistol Pete


Hahaha yeah, that is waaaaaaaaaaay outside the box.

Can't say I disagree with Maddog's plans though!
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51515

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What man would possibly disagree with beer and nudity? lol

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51521

sign me up for season tickets

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51523

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I say MADDOG04 for GM. Outta the way KAHN. MADDOG04 has much better ideas than you.
"So, which one of you guys is going to come in second?" - Larry Bird before the 3 point contest. He won.

Re:my guide to get fans in the stands n to win games! 1 year, 6 months ago #51569

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perryp wrote:
I say MADDOG04 for GM. Outta the way KAHN. MADDOG04 has much better ideas than you.


Mad_Dog04 you always get me laughin like no other!! My favorite part was about the 12 pack to everyone "15 or older" hahahahaha. Loved it!
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