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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #22997

DeROK wrote:
I heard that David Harrison's tumor likes to light up the chronic.

(By the way, I'm assuming that this being the skimming thread, mmaland is making a joke about Harrison having a tumor. If he actually does have cancer, I didn't mean to make light of it. Seeing as he signed an NBA contract, I'm guessing he doesn't)



Wow... I had no idea.

I can't believe the Wolves signed a guy with cancer!?!? It's a miracle he's even in the league still!
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #22999

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Sometimes humor on this thread gets a little too vague for the average person. In no way do I want to make light of anyone having cancer. The whole idea for this post came from mjohan's miss type in his original post where he said tumor instead of rumor. When you are cruising this forum and you decide to wander into the skimming thread, you can laugh and add you own insight or you can ignore it like most people and move on to the threads that actually have some content!

Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23001

Very well said Mmaland. Maybe I should go add a disclaimer to the first post in this thread...?
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23003

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Very well said Mmaland. Maybe I should go add a disclaimer to the first post in this thread...?


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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23004

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Guys in Professional Football or Basketball Who I've Seen With Huge Dips of Chew in Their Mouths:

- Brett Favre
- Brad Miller
- Warren Sapp
- David Harrison

Anyone got any to add? Those are the only ones I can think of off-hand (I obviously didn't include baseball)...
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23008

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Guys in Professional Football or Basketball Who I've Seen With Huge Dips of Chew in Their Mouths:

- Brett Favre
- Brad Miller
- Warren Sapp
- David Harrison

Anyone got any to add? Those are the only ones I can think of off-hand (I obviously didn't include baseball)...



How do you know what was in their mouths? Are you their dentist? TV doesn't count.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23010

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That's not chew in Bretts mouth. It's actually a chunk of his brain that came loose.

Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23012

mmaland wrote:
That's not chew in Bretts mouth. It's actually a chunk of his brain that came loose.



Are you his dentist???
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23013

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College Wolf wrote:
BonK wrote:
Guys in Professional Football or Basketball Who I've Seen With Huge Dips of Chew in Their Mouths:

- Brett Favre
- Brad Miller
- Warren Sapp
- David Harrison

Anyone got any to add? Those are the only ones I can think of off-hand (I obviously didn't include baseball)...



How do you know what was in their mouths? Are you their dentist? TV doesn't count.


Your attempt to be funny and cute failed. Nice try though.
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23014

BonK wrote:
College Wolf wrote:
BonK wrote:
Guys in Professional Football or Basketball Who I've Seen With Huge Dips of Chew in Their Mouths:

- Brett Favre
- Brad Miller
- Warren Sapp
- David Harrison

Anyone got any to add? Those are the only ones I can think of off-hand (I obviously didn't include baseball)...



How do you know what was in their mouths? Are you their dentist? TV doesn't count.


Your attempt to be funny and cute failed. Nice try though.



Didn't you get the memo? This is the Skimming Thread! Anything goes!

P.S. I am both cute AND funny.
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Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."

Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23015

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College Wolf wrote:
mmaland wrote:
That's not chew in Bretts mouth. It's actually a chunk of his brain that came loose.



Are you his dentist???


No, but I was born and raised in the State right next to the one he used to be famous in.

Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23016

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College Wolf's Family:

Playground PuP - Cute & Funny

The Wife - Cute

College Wolf - Neither
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23017

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College Wolf's Family:

Playground PuP - Cute & Funny

The Wife - Cute

College Wolf - Neither



Hahahahaha now that was actually pretty funny.
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23021

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I bet mmaland goes to the hospital once a week just to see the cancer patients and tease them about being bald.

I bet he purposely goes to playground and gives kids huge dips of chew, just so he'll have somebody to laugh at in 15 years when they all need to have their jaws removed due to oral cancer.
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Re:Skimming Thread 3 years, 4 months ago #23026

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In your dreams.
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