butter

I bought a real cheap imitation spread the other day. it was called, I can't believe it's not "I can't believe it's not butter".

I like to put butter on my toast and on waffles, but I do not like to eat butter just plain out of the container.

Did you guys know that Calvin Booth was Irish?

I like to eat mayonaise right of the containter.

I do not like Calvin Booth that much though.

Why was OJ Mayo speaking with an Irish accent in the local phone booth?

T_Wolf_In_Sydney wrote:


Everything ties together. There is a strange and deliberate purpose to every action initiated by the front office. I believe it is some sort of apocalyptic messaege.

mmaland wrote:


Actually it was a Welsh accent. Which according to my dream book can be interpreted as Mike Miller to the Windy City... what ever that means.

Sweet, living large in today's economy (I came up with that phrase first, patent pending)

Small Office in the back of Walmart Eh? Not a big fan of the bragging, but have to admit you're a Lucky Bastard, I'm married, but if I was single that would be the place to pick up ass with class.

Sample Pick up line: "I just pick up this Nascar #88 Dale Jr. Speed Sheet set, what say you and me go into my one room office and try 'em out?"

I have no idea what is going on here.

That was the posting equivalent to the Men in Black mind erasing wand.

pants wrote:

Chmick wrote:



It took almost a year but I finally understood what he meant. It's actually a pure work of genius. Might take a while to explain, please be patient....

Economy, astronomy, geology, all wrapped up in a game of Monopoly is actually more interesting than polygamy in a Pygmy tribe. Surprisingly, the movie "The Sweetest Thing" with Christina Applegate was quite funny, it's like a chick flick version of "The Hangover"...actually maybe this last statement belongs in the cool movies thread. Yeah...I think it does, hang on - Dude !!! is that a gold coin on the floor, excellent gonna svae that for a rainy day.

Why any Walmart employee would pick their ass and brag about it is beyond me. You might be older than me Chmick, but dammit there must be other ways to have fun. I mean try pissing on an electric fence, it certainly has a bonus effect of a quick electrolysis hair removal.

Is it just me or did that TWolvesBlog mascot just wink at me. That is just the weirdest thing, I mean chicks wink at me all the time... but a carnivorous canine from the other side of the world ??? Still got it

I agree?

It's weird that chmick and TWIS are such huge Dale Earnhardt fans. I didn't even know people outside the US knew what NASCAR is, let alone like it, because I can certainly say I would gouge my eyes out if I had to watch an entire NASCAR race.