I tried to watch an entire NASCAR event once and woke up naked in a ditch. Word from the wise: Don't let that happen to any of you.

How did i miss out on this Twolves Blog Member get together. Pissing on an eletric fence while watching NASCAR with a Hangover at Walmart. And whats the story behind Roundhouse gouging out an eye?

Minnesota Polars wrote:


Roundhouse didn't want to cut off his nose to spite his face, so he's going to gouge out his eye instead.

At least, that's what his sister told me?

I killed a man in a bar fight and since I wasn't even the slightest bit injured during the scrap, I wanted to prove it was self defense. So I gouged out my eye with a bendy straw because I figured that you really only need one eye.

roundhouse wrote:


Wear an eye patch and you can be a pirate.

Just bloody great... that's all I need today, bad news that Roundhouse has been killed by a pirate. Who the hell is going to write sarcastic and cynical comments on TWB now ?!?!?!

I suppose I should change my name to C_Norris_In_Sydney, use this as my avatar please C.W.



In honour of the great Roundhouse, I shall go to Canis Hoopus and get kicked out....three times. I shall cry out in the streets, "IT'S EVAN TURNER OR BUST YOU BASTARDS". I shall tell Swimmer that I don't give a shit about what he thinks because well... just because. I shall tell WallyWorld that...ummm....2 "W"s in a name just isn't cool, it'll bring the team badluck.
I shall tell Pants that his avatar isn't cool, because if you blow up the picture to 2,000x magnification you can actually see the dude's nutsack, hair and all. I shall tell C.W. that his fascination with Ryan Gomes really is disturbing... I mean really.


Why Roundhouse......WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hahahahahahahahha. That is great.
I just do not like roundhouses cap. He should have a cowboy hat.

Hahahahaha, I don't even know what to say!

You win.

Ahaha multiple howls for TWIS.

P.S. thanks for the new avatar picture

roundhouse wrote:


Ahhhh Roundhouse, you're ALIVE !!!!!!!!!! Oh thank heavens... for a moment there I thought I had to follow in your footsteps, and carry on with your Evan Turner crusade. It ain't easy being negative all the time especially when a drop dead gorgeous supermodel says to you she wants to do you right now, and you have to say "nah... I'll probably end up with some STD that has no cure".... anywho, good to see ya back champ. Thanks for the howl and enjoy Avatar, what a great movie that was.

Supermodel strippers want to do me all the time, and I have to turn them all down. Then I go eat at White Castle.

Yeah gonna have to careful wit dem supermodel strippers, next thing ya know she's pregnant and asking you for child support. Just ask Roundhouse, he had abit of a rumpy pumpy with a some stripper chick named Cinnamon last time he was at White Castle, and a year later she claims her baby is his.



Looks kinda like him if you ask me.

Spooky, that is how I have always pictured him in my head.

mmaland wrote:

That's not Roundhouse? Oh, I thought it was.