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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26175

Twas a game night at home
And the visitors were winning
Extend McHale's Deal
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26176

twas a game night at home
and the crowd was dressed blue
No wait, its the chairs
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26177

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Jerome James will start
Timberwolves somehow still lose
Wolves in Vegas soon
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a \"Who has more testicles?\" contest.

Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26178

Wolves need more practice
That might help us win some games
Thirty more weeks straight.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26179

Hahaha!! This is some awesom haiku action!!

the day of the game
the fans are all worried
even Mad dog need valium
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26180

Play the Knicks tonight
It could be tough to win it
Unless they all die.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26181

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Fans still go to games
Who knows what they are thinking?
Duh, to cheer Lebron
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a \"Who has more testicles?\" contest.

Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26182

K Love went to UCLA
Bet he wishes still in school
Never win again.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by College Wolf.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26183

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Wolves team in trouble
McCain would give Glen tax break
Barack, contract us
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a \"Who has more testicles?\" contest.

Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26186

Oh man these are hilarious. I added them to the front page post hahahaha. It's massive:

www.twolvesblog.com/200812241762/minneso...fun-with-haikus.html
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26187

We could have had Mayo
Or the Phenomenal Roy
How is Mchale employed?
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26188

We all wanted Roy
McHale said "no way, lets trade"
Make tons of Haiku's.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26191

Can we trade McCants?
He is free agent and sucks
I'd take pack of gum.
Question: "Why do you shoot so many Threes?"

Antoine Walker: "Because there are no Fours."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26197

Rockets trade Francis
But in return they got back
Bengay for t-mac's knee
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 3 years, 1 month ago #26209

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Wolves win 105
Knicks lose and score 101
One two three four five
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