cycosurgeon wrote:
Hahahahahaha! Howl!

*manly Sasquatch laugh*

"Hahahaha..He-Pek and friend Darko treat Dwight Howard like little goat herder girl. Him cry like baby to referees and bribe dem to throw me and friend Darko out. Friend Darko was too smart for him and I was too strong and manly for him. Him learn the hard way dat "The Power of the Target Center" be more mighty den Superman. My elbows were his kryptonite this eve. He-Pek dent his head but his ego reinflate it, but now him fear He-Pek and Timber Friends. Even little short friend Tolliver make him look girly and out hustle him. Him lucky Lord Rambis no unleashed the Masked Marauder on him too! Den him really cry like little goat herder girl who get lollipop stolen."


*in the background* Corey Brewer : "Did I hear someone say goat?"

daddyfatsax wrote:
Someone had a good prediction way back when

I heart He-Pek and Darko

"I am Nikola. Prince of Montenegrin and keeper of the secrets of the Target Center. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic shoelace and said... By the power of the Target Center!

I have the POOOOWWWWWWEEEEERRRR!! Cringer became the Mighty Coach Rambis, and I became HE-PEK the most powerful man in the NBA. Only a few others share this secret... Our friends: Coach Laimbeer, Kosta Koufos. and Darko. Together we defend the Target Center from the evil forces of McHaleletor. "

Hahahaha, Howl for your awesome new signature. Me laugh.

Thanks! I guess the twolves winning two in a row filled me with giddy happiness!

bahahaha this last one you wrote made me lol

That is funny shit. However, why is Pek so hesitant to fight? We need an a-hole enforcer. I want him to go overboard and get some flagrants. Make a name for yourself buddy. Embrace the He-Pek persona!

Why is Superman hesitant to punch mere mortals? I suspect one of superhuman size and strength like He-Pek, is afraid of showering the court side seats with a fine red mist.

Laimbeer needs to turn on Pekovic's "Search and Destroy, Injure, Maim, Kill" switch before every game. Then we'll be in business.

I bet He-Pek is in Antarctica training by wrestling Polar Bears and Walruses as we get giddy over the draft.

cycosurgeon wrote:

cycosurgeon wrote:
He-Pek is appalled by your lack of knowledge of arctic fauna, and body slams you in response. Polar Bears and Walruses live in the Arctic Circle, not the Antarctic.

[He-Pek bashes you in the skull with an emperor penguin. Happy feet.]

Nea pek n darko are doin shots of whiskey and missin the doofus.

He-Pek be back Timber Friends, me swim back from Arctic circle....naked thru shark infested water. Good Exercise! Almost gooder den wrestle polar bears and walrus kings!

Me go to gym other day! me see skinny mister Love and laugh...him look like twig now. Ha ha ha! Him to skinny to rebound now. Him think he run like dear now...me think wounded deer, but me be nice...him be Timber friend! Me see skinny kid with big nose and ask who bring son to work? Dem say he new point guard, me just grunt...him need more muscles too! Den I meet new chief...Chief Adelman, dem say he good chief him no look like him can wrestle walrus, but me trust mister Kahn him give me money to foul and bruise people, him Timber friend! Dem say new man child not here now cause him have to help his mama blow out birthday candles...dat no sound good to guy who swim back from arctic circle. But me trust mister Kahn him give me money to use me elbows on peoples head.


Me glad to see old timber friends again. Me think Friend Beasley big afro smell like funny leaf again, make He-Pek mad, cause him be bad again. Me just want to slam dunk him and leaf into toilet after friend Darko eat Taco Bell. Maybe me accidentally elbow him in head and knock sense into him.

Me ready to rumble, but them say we need do training camp first...but me no see any polar bears or battle axes. Oh well...me make timber friends happy and play along.

Den you get to watch me mash and smash again!