Sorry for the late post but it's a tradition that must live on....
hey waddya know it's my 500th post!

JONNY FLYNN - You dated her because you liked her smile. But after 2 years that's all she ever does...smiles. You tell her her dog dies...she smiles. You tell her you are sleeping with her best friend...she smiles. You fart...she smiles. You fart on her face...she smiles even wider. Would you believe it? you dumped her and she smiled.

KEVIN LOVE - When you reluctantly started dating the fat chick in your class, you had no idea she was gonna be popular after she set a record by eating 31 hot dogs in 31 seconds. Right now you're pretty happy taking her out to dinner and sharing your dessert with her, but you worry that eventually she's gonna want a big splice of your pie.

MICHAEL BEASLEY - You dig this new chick that you've been seeing. But what's with that air freshener in her car?

LUKE RIDNOUR - She's been with you for less than a year. She wants you to give her "the ring" for it's a burden that only she can bear.

WESLEY JOHNSON - She's the best friend of that "smiling girl" that you've been seeing. You decided to cheat on your girlfriend with her, and dammit...she smiles too !

DARKO MILICIC - Nope that European chick just wasn't the "manna from heaven" but more like a "man after seven"....*shudders*

NIKOLA PEKOVIC - She's a big scary girl. You had high hopes she would be a hottie from Europe, atleast that's what her facebook page says. When you decided to meet up in person, it's too late, you dare not dump her in fear of your life. Her hobbies are walking by the beach, giving you a charlie horse here and there, and giving you the unexpected wedgie.

COREY BREWER - You've waited 3 long years to get it on with this chick, she then finds another man and moves on. Word is she's a nympho....dammit !!!

ANTHONY TOLLIVER - You only found out that she'd like to date you via a you tube video titled "The decision part deux". Which was cool and all until, you find out she's also the star of an internet clip titled " The insertion part deux "....oh my !!!!

MARTELL WEBSTER - You dumped a promising young chick for a chance to date this "more experienced" gal. Just when things started to heat up, she injures her back and will need surgery, and there's no hanky panky allowed for 6-8 weeks. So you wait and wait and wait... when she's finally recovered you wondered what all that experience was about?

WAYNE ELLINGTON - You dated briefly, until you found out she actually has a really hot girlfriend... dude that ain't rite.

KOUSTA KOUFOS - She thinks she's a European hottie but she ain't. It annoys the crap out of you that she would occasionally let's you know she's right by yelling "Boom bitches".

SUNDIATA GAINES - You think you're dating her but you have absolutely no idea who she is.

SEBASTIAN TELFAIR - You dated her once, you dumped her, then begged her to take you back...now, you don't know why you did that

ANTHONY RANDOLPH - She's kinda cute. But after all the lead up to prom night, you were expecting a veteran super model to take to prom and she's all that's left. Oh well.

LAZAR HAYWARD - All you can say is that she has a really cool name. That's about it...hmmmm

MAURICE AGER - She's your nerdy cousin that your parents demanded you take to prom because they feel sorry for her. So you do so out of pity.

KURT RAMBIS - You dated for 2 years, she was a lousy girlfriend. You really couldn't stand her. She's like the worse looking chick in the world and looking at her gives you nausea. You couldn't stand being in the same room with her. Awful just plain awful... you decide you will dump her 3 months later.

AWESOME!!!

I laughed out loud at the Love, Beasley, Darko, Webster, and Flynn ones.

Howl.

Ok yeah, that ROCKED! Very well done my friend. A stellar follow-up to editions of the past.

My favorites were Flynn, Darko (HAHAHA!), Webster, and Gaines.

How could I have missed this! Terrific!
Howl!

Good bump WW. I missed this too.

Adelman: The calibur of MILF that you have always pined for. And then, when at last you tag her, it is just as good as expected/hoped for!

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Palabra amigo.