For my 100st post (yippie!) I'm considering to come up with something maybe a bit bizarr, or maybe even a little stupid: An I-like-Kaahn Thread.

Why that? 'Cause bashing Kahn & considering him stupid (like f.e. this "lousy sportswriter" did in his latest article) is as diffucult as making fun of nerds clothing in high-school (without even thinking 'bout all the other things they are: ambitious, maybe cool persons ...). For we all now `bout the ambivalence of Kahnmen, this isn't original at all any more.

Because of this I open this thread as a good-karma one and as a possibility for free creativity.

Here the rules:
- Every affermative vote on Kahn is welcomed (Beware of to harsch irony, too )
- So if you don't like Kahn, i dont' care: you can bash him on any other thread, litteraly on EVERY other thread (as it happens all the time).
- If you don't like Kahn, I don't care (in this thread) anyway
- If you can't resist to bash Kahn, I don't care either: then it's like playing a game with a guy, that never follows the rules. 'Cause this isn't funny or even provocing, I simply will ignore it.
- Welcomed are every kind of sentences: from apohoristics, to Haiku up to Kahn-I-love-you-Epos...
- Especially welcomed are every sentence or text that starts by "Kahn is so great, because"


To make a start here my first thought on Kahn:
"Kahn is so great, because he's unable to be someone then himself."

I love Kahn because he has provided 2+ years of solid GM entertainment.

WallyWorld wrote:
I absolutly go with that and double it:

"Hey Kahn you so fine
you so fine you blow my mind:
get freaky!!"

Kahn is so great because once we make his "singular move" this team should be pretty good

Kahn's so great because
He got us Ricky and Coach
And he loves Strippers

Kahnstantine was a
Roman Emperor, hero
Kahn would be upgrade

Kahn is my hero
I want to make fishy trades
And get praised for it

I find it funny
Glen Taylor got Adelman
and Kahn gets credit

Kahn trades Love for junk
But he smiles and makes jokes
We all eat it up

overall i like everything he has done except for flynn and wes. i love their smiles but they are not as good as the 2 players we could have had instead (curry/derozan and cousins). other then that i like what he has done.

all i ask of him is that he now takes a backseat to our players and coach in the media. i actually like that he stood up and was kinda our face since we had nothing, but now step back and let our players and coaches do the talking.

i will fully be appart of the "offical i like david kahn thread" if he now listens to what adelman wants in FA (if it ever happens).

No_Love_Sessions wrote:
Wes is a better fit for our team than Cousins but was an awful fit for the Kurmuda Triangle. I am with Zach Harper on this:

"Drafting Williams was a no-brainer, but the more I think about the Wes pick, the more I respect it. Kahn was scared off by Cousins' "je ne sais quoi is with all the yelling" and didn't want to get stuck with the experiment. Under the "triangle" and with Ridnour as the PG, Wes wasn't much of a weapon. Under a coach with a proven system with back-door cuts and with Rubio's passing, Wes can be dangerous."

I think this can/should be a breakout year for Wes, playing in a wide-open offense with legitimate guidance and coaching.

He rewards Brewer
With a championship ring
fine by The Daddy

Yeah: this is a funny thread. Big howl to all of you....

KAHN is so great, because even if we only win 17 games a season, he sincerly believes, that we gonna win a championship in 2 years:
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..."

I like the KAHNman because:

He is so Kahndid. He even went on the Simmons podcast despite Simmons always ripping him. And like usual, KAHN was slick with his words and impressive with his honesty.

He got Beastley for basically nothing.

He got Tony Randolph for basically nothing.

We got Rick Adelman in the same offseason the Lakers got Mike Clown.

He KAHNducted the Miller/Foye for Rubio heist.

He got tRicky to come over here.

I was lucky enough to be a part of a very frank, 45 minutes Q&A session with season ticket holders a couple of summers ago.

Adrian Woj hates him.

BonK wrote:
current Mpls team...kings of this NBA off-season
former Mpls team...enjoy the circus