Wolves Record: 0-2

Timberpup Guess 'em Game

Last Game: 95-98 loss to the deer
Guesses: 15
Season Total: 34

Wallyworld was closest (off by 3 points) and guessed the Bucks score for 4 timberpups

I get 2 timberpups for guessing the wolves score

czaras, BonK, Flash, Zonker, Wally, & TrulyRandom get 2 timberpups for guessing Ridnour for challenge #2

TrulyRandom guessed Ridnour's points for 2 timberpups

BonK gets a TP for a reverse perfect guess

cycosurgeon gets half a TP for his Love prediction

Flash gets a TP for his Love prediction

The Daddy gets a TP because Jax metaphorically slapped Wes in the face


Player - Timberpups (Games in 1st place)

WallyWorld - 7 (1)
TheBigTicket - 5 (1)
Minnesota Polars - 4
TrulyRaNdOm - 4
CW - 3
BonK - 3
Flash - 3
roundhouse - 2
czaras - 2
daddyfatsax - 2
Zonker - 2
mmaland - 1.000001
No_Love_Sessions - 1
wolfenstein - .5
cycosurgeon - .5


Game Challenges

#1 Guess the number of free throws made and attempted by K. Love. 2 TPs for guessing each, 1 TP for closest on each

#2. Solve for X

(A + B + C) * D = X

A = Wade points
B = Lebron assists
C = Haslem rebounds
D = field goal attempts by Shane Battier

4 timberpups for guessing, 2 for closest

#3 Guess the number of times the cameras show a close up of Bosh looking like he's about to start crying. I'll try to count but in case I don't get them all I'll give a TP to whoever has the best/funniest prediction.

Heat 109
Wolves 101

#1 12-15
#2 X = 129

Miami 106
Wolves 94

#1 11 - 16
#2 X = 147
#3 Zero shots of Bosh "almost" crying and 7 shots of Bosh "really" crying.

Oh man...Considering how Wade is starting this season on offense and defense, can you imagine what is going to happen to Emo Johnson? Can we forfeit this game or lobby to play four on four instead?

cHeat 106 - Wolves 92


Game Challenges

#1 9 for 12.

#2. Solve for X

(25 + 8 + 11) * 3 = 132

#3 Bosh crying is his perma-gameface. So I suppose then that means my guess is "infinity."

Bonus: DWade and LeBron combine to shoot zero three point shot attempts against us.

Double Bonus: Despite us all hating Bosh, I bet he has a huge game. Might be the MVP of this matchup.

Any good PF matched up against KLAV is bound to have a good night offensively.

Oh, and props and a huuuuge Howl to Roundhouse for running the Timberpup game again this year, and for doing all the game threads.

Fantastic work sir!

daddyfatsax wrote: I don't think my prediction is "bad" at all. I mean, Bosh is on the same team as Wade and LeBron... two of the best basketball players on the entire planet.

1. 8 for 10
2. 99
3. Every time Darko fouls him.

Bonus: Norris Cole breaks someones ankles at least once.

Heat 108
Wolves 96

1. 7-8
2. 111
3. Don't want to make fun of Bosh. Better have a good player who cries then a bad who laughs *Jonny* *Wesley*

Bonus: Cole with 0 points and Wes with a great game for his standards

twolves 102
heat 115

#1 8-12
#2 x= 160
#3 going for serious answer....12 times

bonus: we cut our turnovers in half from previous game

heat - 108
wolves - 100

#1 9-11
#2 x = 245
#3 Only once, when Ricky dunks on him.

Heat 105
Wolves 95

1. 11-14
2. 114 (22+8+8)*3
3. Only once because he will realize during the middle of the 2nd quarter that Mike Miller beat him to the sex change operation.

Bonus: ....Bosh will then leave the game for a sex change operation during the middle of the third quarter. As a result, Love will have his 2nd 30-20 in a row

I'm predicting an ugly game.

T-Wolves 89, Heat 82

1. Love will go 7-9 from the line.
2. X = 24(A) + 7( + 11(C) + 5(D) = 47
3. Bosh will almost-cry 3 times, twice in the first half about early foul calls on him, and once in the fourth quarter when he gets hit with his 5th personal. He won't foul out, though.

Random prediction: Rubio finally plays 36 minutes, and he notches at least 9 assists.

2011 Nba Finals losers - 124
Timberwolves - 108

#1 - 9/10
#2 - 210 (28+7+7)*5
#3 - Bosh will cry 5 times. 3 will be because of fouls, 1 will be because he will remember that they lost in the finals and will do a repeat of the fall down to 1 knee in the tunnel and ball, the 5th and final one will be when Pekovic stares into the soul of Bosh.

Also wade's sidekick has a birthday today which he is 0-2 so wolves have a chance although he averages something like 33/8/8 on his birthday

Thanks for the reverse guess props!

We are 8 point underdogs. For some reason I thought it would be worse. By the way, the Wolves are 2-0 against the spread this season. In other words, even though we are 0-2, we have done better in each game than Vegas predicted we would.

cHeat: 114
Wolves: 97

#1: 10-12

#2: 41 (Edit: whoops I missed the multiplication part of the equation...I suck) new answer: 180 (36*5)

#3: 7. And the number will be either 0 or 12 for Bease, depending on his "mood".