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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85325

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Watching WW melt down in response to Kevin Love's douchey website is more entertaining than anything that has happened on twolvesblog in ages.

I wouldn't pay $39.99/month to subscribe to 12society, but you know what I would pay $39.99/month to subscribe to? A webcam feed of WW responding to case after case of K Love's antics. LOL.
YES.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85329

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Let's not bring my webcam feed into this, please. That is a private thing.

I'm glad we are on the same page.

Anyhow...offseason. Predictions?

1. Kirk Hinrich signing
2. Pau Gasol trade
3. Alexsey Schved signing.

Bring on more bearded whites!! Please!

Other than that I am all for trying to get Kevin Martin in a salary dump as an alternative. I think the Iggy-for-nothing ship has sailed.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85330

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OMFG....

Trade him NOW

www.12society.com/sb-kevin.html

Poke around on this site for awhile and try to stop yourself from jamming a fork into your cornea.

AHHH HELLL NO. I wish he wasn't so f*cking good at basketball. Him and I would have NOTHING to talk about if we hung out, beside basketball.

What a fycking snobby, affluent, silver spoon cocksucker.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85333

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WallyWorld wrote:
Let's not bring my webcam feed into this, please. That is a private thing.

I'm glad we are on the same page.

Anyhow...offseason. Predictions?

1. Kirk Hinrich signing
2. Pau Gasol trade
3. Alexsey Schved signing.

Bring on more bearded whites!! Please!

Other than that I am all for trying to get Kevin Martin in a salary dump as an alternative. I think the Iggy-for-nothing ship has sailed.

Yeah, I didn't mean anything weird by that. Just that you were a seething volcano of anger towards this guy you don't know just based on his new website and how much of a diva he is... Seems like a funny situation.

As for predictions...

Kahn is fricking due for a solid base hit this summer. Fricking due.

Solid base hits:

1. (a) Derrick Williams for #2 and use it to pick either Beal or MKG? Yes please. MKG is a young Artest (without that whole, um... insanity thing) or Gerald Wallace in the making. Guy goes H.A.M. as DFS would say.

1. (b) Williams and cap relief for Iguodala, Gay, Noah, or Gortat. Gortat is probably the one guy in that group who isn't vastly overpaid so he's the least likely to be moved. Someone of that caliber anyway.

*I mean, we absolutely need to be dangling Williams at this point, right? He clearly is as good as anyone in the draft not named Anthony Davis (and might be more NBA ready than AD anyway).

2. #18 and cap relief for an adequately paid Ariza and the #10 pick. If they really are that hard up to move Ariza, we need to jump on that. #10 is much better than #18 in this draft.

3. Assuming that Williams goes, bring back Beasley at a decent $3-5M per year salary (2 or 3 year deal). I wouldn't complain about a 2 year $10M deal, or a 3 year $12M.

4. Sign a solid, role playing wing for a decent salary. Someone like Sefolosha, Battier, Ronnie Brewer, Jodie Meeks, etc. Nobody special, just a basic FA signing at a reasonable rate.

As for predictions? None of the above. Extend Pek. Re-sign someone who makes no sense (AR anyone?). Let Tolliver walk even though he's super affordable and works hard. Draft someone who has a great smile and low floor. The optimists among us will argue that extending Pek is smart and use it to justify another awful and uneventful summer.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85335

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And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85336

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I like your offseason ideas Wolfenstein. I have zero faith in Kahn to actually accomplish any of it though. I'm sure he'll do nothing, wasting D-Will's last remaining trade value in the process. :(
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85338

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WallyWorld wrote:
And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.

Can we do another game of guess Kahn's next worst move? (Did we ever finish that other game, I'll go check).

I like D-Will for Hedo and JJ as his singular move...let me rephrase that. I hate it and think it will be done.

Earlier I predicted the following to happen after the finals:

Joel Anthony and James Jones for JJ Barea or Luke

Derrick Williams for Courtney Lee or Anthony Morrow.

Pick 18 traded for a late first rounder and a second rounder.

The end.

Roundhouse officially ends his tenure as a Wolves fan.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85348

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WallyWorld wrote:
And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.

I was trying to crank up the awkwardness following your statement. Apparently it didn't work, or it worked so well you are now clarifying in an attempt to diffuse the awkwardness... Hmm.

Thabo isn't a FA at all, I just was using him as the type of player worth chasing for the right price. Or Landry Fields or whatever.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85349

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wolfenstein wrote:
WallyWorld wrote:
And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.

I was trying to crank up the awkwardness following your statement. Apparently it didn't work, or it worked so well you are now clarifying in an attempt to diffuse the awkwardness... Hmm.

Thabo isn't a FA at all, I just was using him as the type of player worth chasing for the right price. Or Landry Fields or whatever.

So you are saying my webcam show is awkward?

:(
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85350

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WallyWorld wrote:
And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.

Can we do another game of guess Kahn's next worst move? (Did we ever finish that other game, I'll go check).

I like D-Will for Hedo and JJ as his singular move...let me rephrase that. I hate it and think it will be done.

Earlier I predicted the following to happen after the finals:

Joel Anthony and James Jones for JJ Barea or Luke

Derrick Williams for Courtney Lee or Anthony Morrow.

Pick 18 traded for a late first rounder and a second rounder.

The end.

Roundhouse officially ends his tenure as a Wolves fan.

GREAT idea. Start a thread
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85351

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Bottom line, 3 roles:

-Defensive Big Man
-Scoring Guard
-Small Forward

We need 1/3 to be "plus" guys and the other two to be average, low mistake type of guys.

Examples:

Add Noah (plus), draft Terrence Ross or Austin Rivers (average, at least as a rookie), bring in Landry Fields or Dorell Wright (average).

Add Gay or Iguodala (plus), draft Ross/Rivers (see above), bring in Stiemsma or something.

Trade up to draft Beal (plus), add Fields/Wright, add Stiemsma or someone.

There are tons of permutations. If we solidified those 3 roles we'd make a big jump though.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85352

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WallyWorld wrote:
wolfenstein wrote:
WallyWorld wrote:
And I was being highly sarcastic, sir.

Is Thabo a free agent?

The draft is two weeks away, where Kahn's singular move of D-Will for Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick will finally be revealed. United We Run.

I like the solid rotation signing idea. No risky crap. Just a guy who doesn't make mistakes and contributes without being a star. We need someone like that. A coaches' pet type. Tolliver was a good candidate but he had a terrible season.

I was trying to crank up the awkwardness following your statement. Apparently it didn't work, or it worked so well you are now clarifying in an attempt to diffuse the awkwardness... Hmm.

Thabo isn't a FA at all, I just was using him as the type of player worth chasing for the right price. Or Landry Fields or whatever.

So you are saying my webcam show is awkward?

:(

Sh*t just got real awkward. Mission accomplished.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85354

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insider.espn.go.com/nba/draft/results/pl.../19640/terrence-ross

Anyone think that Terrence Ross kind of sounds like Wes?

"Needs to improve his handle, shot selection
Needs to add an in-between game
Can sometime overly defer to teammates
Needs to add strength"

I know he's his own man, but I think we need a good secondary ball handler besides Rubio who can dribble and chew gum at the same time.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85362

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What in the H is with that 12Society website?!? I am completely confused. I hope K-Love didn't write his own bio. If he did, that man knows no humility. (raising hand) - I don't get it.
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Re: Analysis of the Upcoming Wolves Offseason 11 months 1 week ago #85363

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College Wolf wrote:
WallyWorld wrote: This is absurd.

All the comments on there are from Armenians living in LA. They found their niche!
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