Wolves Record: 12-10
Last Game: 93-102 loss to Magic

Yea, there is like a 3% chance we win this game. 2nd game of a back-to-back in Miami and we played like poop against the Magic. If AK47 guards Lebron, does that mean Love will guard Battier/Ray Allen? This is going to be a bloodbath.


CW & Tod Murphy tied for closest (off by 14) and get 2 TPs each

-Tod Murphy guessed the Magic score for 4 TPs

-Wallyworld was closest on challenge #2 for a TP

-Bonk get 2 TPs for picking JJ Reddick for challenge #3

- nobody picked the Magic to win

-Wallyworld gets a TP for his hilarious Kahnclusion of the Mavs game


Timberpup Standings

BonK - 51 (19)
daddyfatsax - 43 (2)
CW - 41
Wallyworld - 37.5 (1)
roundhouse - 35
No Love Sessions - 34.42
Murphs56 - 33
Tod Murphy - 22
Flash - 20.5008
Zonker - 19
tcsnyder - 18
Raphiel - 14
CG - 11
lior0011 - 10
wolfenstein - 5.5
zookeeper - 5
Minnesota Polars - 4
TheBigTicket - 2


Game Challenges

1. Correctly predicting which team wins the game is worth 1 TP.

2. Guess the comined points, rebounds, and assists by Lebron. 3 TPs for guessing, 1 for closest.

3. Describe in 15 words or less why the Heat are a stupid team. Worth 1 TP. Whoever has the best reason gets an additional TP.

MN 87
MIA 105

2. 51
3. because Bosh is the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Hahahahaha we have ZERO chance. Sad, but true.

TWolves 90 - cHeat 107



2. Guess the comined points, rebounds, and assists by Lebron. 3 TPs for guessing, 1 for closest.

- 26 points + 8 rebounds + 6 assists = 40


3. Describe in 15 words or less why the Heat are a stupid team. Worth 1 TP. Whoever has the best reason gets an additional TP.

The cHeat are stooopid
Pick their butts and eat boogers
Flop more than our guards

Wolves 107
cHeat 102

2. 43

Lebron hair line gone
Boshina scream like bitch ass
Wade bitch more than love

cHeat are favored by 9. gahhhh.

Wolves 92
cHeat 99

LBJ - 50 (28-10-12)

D Wade past his prime
LeBriggys wife aint no dime
Bosh just drinks white wine

Wolves 92
Heat 102

2) 44
3) cry baby wade, ugly ass Bosh, easy out Lebron, big trader Allen, really annoying coach

Bonus: shved makes more 3s then Allen

Heats 105
House of Davids 96

Lebron = 44

The Real Jesus would not have traded sides.

#EmbraceHomerism

Wolfies = 110
cHeat = 104

I am predicting a Black Swan event in this game. Someone on the Wolves plays out of their mind, maybe Williams or Cunningham. Everything aligns and the Wolves win, inexplicably.

2. 35

3. Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh Bosh.

Black Swam Win. Love the metaphor, Wolfenstein. I'm stupidly buying in.

Wolves 96
DepHeat 90

2. 26 8 7 = 41

Mike Miller + knife = sex change
LeBron + Headband = failed hairline concealment
Wade = Quagmire
Bosh = Downs brontosaurus

Bonus - Rubio ends up playing

Not even in the top 8 now. C'mon daddy give me some t-pups so I can be in the playoffs this year.

Wolves 91
Heat 97

Lebron 42

WallyWorld wrote:
I laughed, then I googled, then I used MSpaint.exe:

Most likely Wolves to have a NBA Jam-style flaming cannonball dunk-esque ridiculous outlier game:

*Derrick Williams
*JJ Barea
*Alexy Shved

wolfenstein wrote:
Shved vs. grandpa Wade? It's possible.

AK vs. LeBron. Will be a fun 'tchup.

I'm thinking Barea,

Barea or not, I'm hoping it's Love who pulls his entitled head out of his likely recently bleached ass to will us to the win with a 40-20 game.

www.twolvesblog.com/minnesota-timberwolv...-12-wolves-heat.html

"Downs brontosaurus" HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh bytheway, the closest race for All-Star starter after the 1st returns were announced was KG v. Boshina for the 3rd frontcourt spot in the East (Lebron & Melo are locked in at 1 & 2). GO VOTE FOR KG.