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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #80647

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No they leave with like 12 minutes left to sunrise and get there with a couple of minutes left. So they only needed to go 6 km per hour or about 4 mph to get there when they did. They were going faster than that but got a little lost on the way. Seems right to me.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #80690

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roundhouse wrote:
No they leave with like 12 minutes left to sunrise and get there with a couple of minutes left. So they only needed to go 6 km per hour or about 4 mph to get there when they did. They were going faster than that but got a little lost on the way. Seems right to me.
I have no idea why you are defending this show so much lol. It's kinda like MWithers and his love for Foye. ;)

Here is what happened, I guarantee you. They have no idea where the boat is, and then on the screen it says "5 minutes to sunrise." Then the Mexican daughter calls them because she saw the video feed from the blond girl, and she tells them where the boat is. Then they say it's "1 kilometer away from here."

So somehow they travel 1 kilometer (while lost, mind you) and find this hidden boat. And they get onboard and rescue their friends and all that stuff that happened... in 5 minutes? Totally preposterous.

Even if you don't pay attention to that part of it... the ending was totally stupid (yet again!) and completely rushed. The people are in mortal danger from some enemies/demons/spiritual things/etc etc etc and YET AGAIN they manage to escape at the very last second possible. And then the show is over. It's so stupid. I think I just keep watching to see what stupid thing is going to happen at the end of the next episode. They are all totally ridiculous.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #80739

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I think I just keep watching to see what stupid thing is going to happen at the end of the next episode. They are all totally ridiculous.

Dude I know, that's what makes this show good.

FYI when she radioed them and told them it was 1 km west, she was directing them from the location of the Magus, not from their dingy. They had already traveled a good ways from when they left 7 minutes earlier. They were heading in the general direction but didn't know exactly where to go until she radioed them.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81416

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Dumb episode.

Why did I keep watching this show???
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81423

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College Wolf wrote:
Dumb episode.

Why did I keep watching this show???

When checking the TV Guide Channel last night, I noted that "The River" was on. I quickly hit "Page Down" to see what else was on. I was hoping I could find re-runs of something like "Mr. Ed", but had no luck.:S
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81424

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There's only one episode left. It probably won't get picked up for a 2nd season.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81464

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roundhouse wrote:
There's only one episode left. It probably won't get picked up for a 2nd season.
Thank god. I would definitely NOT watch a 2nd season.

And it looks like the finale is some sort of zombie/human-testing-gone-wrong apocalypse??? Like that hasn't been done a billion times before. Yawn.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81920

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This episode started off promising enough and was decent. Kinda freaky too. But then as usual the ending is stupid and totally rushed. Why do they build everything up all episode long, and then rush it at the end in like 5 minutes or less? So dumb.

At least there is only one more episode left... :dry:
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #81925

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I thought that was the last episode?
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Re: "The River" 1 year 3 months ago #82030

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roundhouse wrote:
I thought that was the last episode?
That's what I had thought too, but apparently the finale is next week.

Grrrrrr.... :S
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Re: "The River" 1 year 2 months ago #82535

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Well thank goodness that show is mercifully, finally, over.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 2 months ago #82536

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College Wolf wrote:
Well thank goodness that show is mercifully, finally, over.

:laugh: Why did you watch the whole season? Couldn't you think of a better form of self-abuse?
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Re: "The River" 1 year 2 months ago #82550

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College Wolf wrote:
Well thank goodness that show is mercifully, finally, over.

:laugh: Why did you watch the whole season? Couldn't you think of a better form of self-abuse?
I... don't know. I guess I am a glutton for punishment. :silly:
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Re: "The River" 1 year 2 months ago #82563

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At least they presumably all died at the end.
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Re: "The River" 1 year 2 months ago #82566

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roundhouse wrote:
At least they presumably all died at the end.
God, I hope so. I can't imagine ABC would be stupid enough to pick up a Season 2... :S
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

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