I am a frequent user of the Redbox at a McDonalds by my house. I should also say that I almost always pick my movie online before I go to the box. It is infuriating to be stuck waiting in line endlessly when I'm in and out of the machine in 30 seconds.

Here are some good rules to follow if you want to be a good redbox citizen.

1. It does make you a better person for letting people who are just returning go in front of you.

2. Usually it is rude to read over a person's shoulder. I don't feel this is the case at all with the Redbox. I can't tell you how many times I've waited behind 3 separate people who all had to slowly click through all the movies. There is nothing personal about looking through the movies on the screen. If you have no idea what you are renting and you are waiting in line watch the screen and make your plans ahead of time. If you don't care about your time and it doesn't bother you in the least to waste someone else's time YOU are a bad person and you should know that about yourself.

3. If you are there with children don't take forever giving each child a chance to click through all the movies. It teaches them a good lesson think of the other poor saps in line behind them.

4. If you can rent from home do so. It is so much faster.

5. To encourage proper behavior give a pleasent smile to those who hussle through their transaction.

My note for the people who make Redboxes. It would be glorious if you had a return and online rental only line.

I've never actually used the RedBox.

Nevertheless, that was still a pretty funny post.