mmaland wrote:

You are going to be haunting my dreams?

You probably won't believe this, but I actually had a dream last night that mmaland's hampster avatar gave me cancer.

I also had a dream that I was Ryan Gomes.

DeROK wrote:

Oh man I can't tell if you are being serious or not....

If you are, that sounds like the best dream EVER!

DeROK wrote:
I know this seems hard to believe but I have a part time job interpreting dreams. I have a small office in the back of Walmart.

It seems you have an inate fear of small rodents with large biceps. Being a doctor, your biggest fear is to contract an incurable disease. Somehow this harmless pet causes you to grow a large tumor on your....well... lets just say you won't be slipping the salami to your kids mommy anytime soon.

Your second dream shows you have a secret desire to be admired by College Wolf and eat large amounts of chicken thighs.

Your my homey, I won't charge you for this.

It was the best dream ever. Well, at least up until the part where I climbed into bed and found you hiding under my covers. Then I woke up in a cold sweat.

As for mmaland's contribution... Thanks for the heads up. I will now go harvest some stem cells to grow myself a new salami.

*** DISCLAIMER - I'm writing this without the benefit of pants ***

tumor rumor = humor?

Hey buddzies. I've been lurking for a bit, and had some thoughts.

mmaland, I liked your ring. I don't know why anyone would think it's gaudy and needs to be replaced. Also, don't trust the back offices at Walmart. I hear there's illegal sexual discrimination or deportation back there.

DeROK, I'm sorry to see you have chronic remorse and can't get it uploaded with the new salami. Either way, I'm sure there's some doctors in California that have something good for what ails you.

College Wolf, I admit I'm not into large-boned guys, but don't let anyone tell you you're not cute. And don't be haunted by dream-envy. I'm sure you'll one day have a dream about mmaland's hamster.

BonK, I didn't know you were so enthralled with mastication. I always pictured you as a legs man.

Thanks for the encouragement.

I like pizza.


P.S. I did such a fine job skimming the last few posts I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

They just ran a banner ad on the right for Crusoe which is premeiring on Friday on some network. (Shows how effective the ad was when I don't even know which channel to turn to)

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that if a show is premiering on a Friday night, it means that it sucks. They may as well just slap a big fat "This show sucks" banner across the screen when running these commercials.

DeROK wrote:
Yes, I agree.

mmaland wrote:

Yes, I also agree. I think.

College Wolf wrote:
I'm taken aback by the dashing boldness of the name CRUSOE versus Robinson Crusoe.

When people say Robinson Crusoe, they usually pronounce the last name "Cah-roo-so". However to look at it, you'd think it'd be "Crew-so". Very odd.

Just because you local guys can't watch the game doesn't mean you can have a game thread. Oh well I'll post my analysis here.

Who says we can't play defense? Our bench plays defense. We came back from a 19 point deficit in one quarter due to the lock down D by Ryan Gomes, Kevin Ollie, Corey Brewer, Mr Carney and Al Jefferson trown in just to score. It was sweet! Kevin Ollie is a good PG. Always in control. He is not fast nor does he score a lot but he is in control and the game runs smooth when he PGs. Corey's still making buckets. I am sorry I said he was hopeless. Kevin Love almost a double, double. Every time McCants gets the ball he takes it to the bucket. He is smooth and great off the bench. When was the last time we had one of those guys on our team?

The first quarter slop was largely due to Telfair and Foye. Craig Smith is great energy off the bench, lots of rebounds and buckets. It was a fun game to watch.

mmaland wrote:

There was a game tonight? Who won? What two teams were playing?