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Timberwolves Players/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #197

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I had to resurrect my thread from our old forum.

Feel free to add to it.


Kevin Garnett is the incredibly hot chick with the loser boyfriend. She is all around hot. Nice body, nice personality, but has some ugly, loser boyfriend that keeps holding her back.

Randy Foye is the underaged hot chick. You know she is gonna be a hottie, but she is only 16, so you can't hit on her. You gotta give her a couple of years until she matures, but until then, no flirting.

Craig Smith is the okay chick with a really nice personality. What she lacks in looks, she makes up with personality. She's the girl that has all the little things to make a good friend. Definitely the kind of girl that you enjoy having around.

Marko Jaric is the hot chick that is never around. She sometimes will show up, and whenever she does, people are always hitting on her. The problem is that she doesnt come by the house/bar that often.

Mark Madsen is the ugly chick that everyone makes fun of, but always finds a way to sleep with one of your friends. Nobody really wants her around, and whoever her victim is, everybody is going to make fun of her.

Mark Blount is the big chick. Nobody really wants to hit on her, bu want her around in case you need to get into a fight.

Mike James is the okay looking chick, but with an incredibly nice (body part). She's nothing really special to look at, but her incredibly nice (body part) can always find a way to score, when she wants to. It is never guaranteed that she is going to score with a good looking fellow, but you know that when she wants to, she will score.

Trenton Hassell is the girl who was hot but gained 30 lbs after highschool. Every mention of her name seems to garner the same reaction of dissappointment from everyone of your friends. "What happened to her? What a shame." Of course she could lose the weight, but these things don't usually end well.

Troy Hudson is The Egregious. Ugly, annoying, no-fun, AND she keeps drinking all your beer so there's none left when you try to invite someone else over, until finally you just have to tell her to leave and never come back.

Ricky Davis is the hot chick with herpes.

Justin Reed is the flat chick who is cute and could be smoking hot if she had a bigger, um...rack. (3 or 4 more inches in Justin's case) and would be a knockout. But in the meantime she uses the rest of her cute self to be good enough to almost get on the floor. (or bangable)

Eddie G. is the MILF. You know she used to be hot one day, but unfortunately, the days are behind her. Although you wouldnt mind getting a quick piece.

Rashad McCants is the freaky goth type chick everyone knows would be super hot if she would just wear some normal clothes (aka fit into/accept the team strategies and coaching advice.) Much like the chick in that stupid ass movie "She's All That."

Finally, Coach Casey is the c*** blocking sidekick.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #198

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And more additions:


What about Whittman??

Kind of the chick that you can't get rid of. Thinks she's all that. The rest of the group says she's all that. But once you've had her, she really doesn't live up to the promise.

Bracey Wright is that hot kid sister of your buddy, and shes too young to tap but ya kinda wanna tap it...you never know in the future how good it could be, but its kinda cute right now, but kinda far away.

Ndudi Ebi was the ugly, bathroom smelling neighbor chick that nobody ever wanted to go out with but your mom made you because she thought she was a sweet girl.

Joe Smith is the girl in elementary school that was caught with you playing "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." After that you weren't allowed to play with her anymore.

Mikki Moore is that girl that was super ugly and annoying when you briefly dated here, and no one understood why you even talked to her. Then, you run into her many years later, and she suddenly is looking pretty attractive and doesn't seem annoying at all, and it's hard to believe she is even the same once ugly and train wreck of a person that you used to briefly date.

Yao Ming is that foreign girl who is really new and unique and everyone wants to see and with potential to be really hot, but then after a while and the luster wears off she is still just a big fat foreign girl.

Spencer Hawes is the ugly and annoying girl. You start dating her early on during high school because you think she might have some potential down the road, and if she could turn things around you'll look pretty cool being her boyfriend. However, three years later (rookie contract) she's off to college and you realize you are an idiot for dating her because she was the same ugly, annoying girl the entire time and never changed.

Bill Curley is that "bigger", less aesthetically appealing girl who you know will always be there to hook up with later on if you're REALLY desperate. Only during periods of serious drought will you turn to Curley to help you out, but he/she has been waiting for your call and gives you a solid performance but nothing incredible.

Corey Brewer is the girl you've been longing after for years, and finally you've got her. Let's just hope that this girl ends up being everything we dreamed she'd be and not a chain-smoker with an adam's apple.

In college, Chris Richard was the chick that hung out with all the hottest chicks. She was pretty hot herself, but since she hung out with a whole bunch of hotties that were even hotter than her, she was often overlooked. However, she was still hot, and often underrated and underappreciated.

Kevin Garnett is the high-school sweet heart, love of your life, who you've been married to for years, who just died from cancer.

Devastating.

Ryan Gomes is the cute, quiet girl that sits on the other side of the room in your science class. She's not as sexy as the popular girls that you sit by, but that's because no one knows who she is. Then one day, the professor pairs you up with her for the final project, and you get to know each other. You find out that she's got a great personality, she's funny, and she's waaaaay cooler than the "popular" girls. She can be hot when she wants too, but she figures she has no one to impress. You can't help but fall in love with her.

Sebasitan Telfair is the girl that people think is really cute when she's young. People think when she gets older, she will end up being super hot, especially since her older relative (Marbury) turned out to be a hottie. All throughout elementary the older guys talk about how smokin she is gonna be when she develops, but then once she gets older, she starts hangin out with the wrong crowd, doin drugs, sluttin around, partyin way too much. Now she's ruined her reputation, she is viewed as dirty and no one wants her. You can still tell she has a cute face and potential, but your view is scarred by her terrible reputation and haggard appearance.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #199

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Dirk Nowitzki is that shy foreign girl who was the hottest thing in her old neighbourhood, but more because of weak competition than of own perfection. You avoid her because although you have heard from some buddy, that he knows a guys who heard that she had a \"good stroke\", she looks kind of akward to be honest and you have fallen for too many of those hawked foreign beauties. But then some old matron (Nellie) takes care of her, shows her how to move, dress and put up makeup and overnight, she becomes the sexiest thing alive. All of a sudden, you would trade both of your arms and a leg for a chance to score with her, but every time you would want to ask her out on a date, she somehow disappears only to emerge the next day prettier than ever.


I really like this game, although I believe I am not good at it :laugh: ! Way to go CW!
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #200

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Sanyarin wrote:
Dirk Nowitzki is that shy foreign girl who was the hottest thing in her old neighbourhood, but more because of weak competition than of own perfection. You avoid her because although you have heard from some buddy, that he knows a guys who heard that she had a \"good stroke\", she looks kind of akward to be honest and you have fallen for too many of those hawked foreign beauties. But then some old matron (Nellie) takes care of her, shows her how to move, dress and put up makeup and overnight, she becomes the sexiest thing alive. All of a sudden, you would trade both of your arms and a leg for a chance to score with her, but every time you would want to ask her out on a date, she somehow disappears only to emerge the next day prettier than ever.


I really like this game, although I believe I am not good at it :laugh: ! Way to go CW!

Good job Sanyarin! That was really good.
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #256

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Thanks for the compliments :blush: ! I'll see if I can think of some other ones.
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #284

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Sanyarin wrote:
Thanks for the compliments :blush: ! I'll see if I can think of some other ones.

Wow dude that Dirk comparison was amazing. I really like your posts, you add a lot to this board. I'm gonna start howlin the **** outta you!!
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Re:Timberwolves/Chicks Comparison 5 years 8 months ago #945

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CW and Sanyarin you guys are soo cool!

heres mine

Kobe Bryant is the kind of girl you can always depend on whenever you're not doing so well. Although she tends to be selfish at times, she means best and has good intentions to make a brighter future for you and herself. The one day she makes a mistake in her life that she'll regret forever, she makes up for it by giving you the world and 110% of her soul to you. She's the girl despite what little flaws she may have, you'll never ever want to lose and you'll grow to love her more and more.


ok im pretty lame.
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Re:Timberwolves Players/Chicks Comparison 4 years 3 months ago #28133

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Had to resurrect your brilliant post CW... hope I do it justice.

McHale - She was this nerdy girl who loves to tag along with you and you just couldn't get rid of. Then she brings all her nerdy girlfriends with you, and suddenly everyone thinks you're a nerd too. But then you realise she's useful afterall, because you can get her to do your homework... but you would never consider her girlfriend material EVER!

Booth - One of the older chicks who got outcasted by a popular group, now tags along with an even younger group who pretends she doesn't even exist.

Brewer - She's young, hot and promising you everything this year... except you're in a long distance relationship with her. The bottomline, you ain't gonna get it on with her this year.

Cardinal - The rich girl, every guy just wants to use her for her money and will probably ditch her after he gets what he wants.

Carney - A true cinderella story, ugly and uncool some nights and a gorgeous stunning princess on other nights.

Collins - You thought she was the right girl to fill this void in your life, but after dating her for a few days you realise you were better off lonely.

Foye - You didn't think she was all that at first, a few annoying habits here and there. But when her confidence went up, you realise there is so much more to her than you realise. Especially when the girl you left her for was doing so much better with her new boyfriend. She's a great gal, and you know you're more likely to score with her towards the end of the night.

Gomes - She's like your best friend. She's really nice and down to earth. Who knows if you both remain single for a few years, you made a pact to marry eachother.

Al Jeff - She's the complete package, she's beautiful, smart, outgoing and has the respect of everyone but she'll never become prom queen because of the type of friends she hangs around. You're also really annoyed that when someone offends her she doesn't DEFEND herself, and just stands there.

Love - She's the young fat chick that is really eager, and very clingy. But that's the price you pay for ditching your ex for her... mind you your ex is in the running for prom queen this year.

Madsen - She's your mature, wise and inspirational big sister. But she's your big sister so you ain't gonna go there.

McCants - Word is she had a nervous breakdown. Everyone hates her, and you wouldn't be caught dead with her. Word is.. she's gone lesbian with some chick called Khloe.

Miller - She's the new girl with big raps from her previous school, but she hasn't quite fit in yet. Maybe she never will, and her grades just keeps falling.

Ollie - She's been with several boyfriends, many of them short term flings. Word is she caught something and you're relieved to stay well clear of her for the moment.

Craig Smith - She's this short, tom-boy, butchy chick... but you treat her as one of the guys. She's great to hang around with for the moment, providing she doesn't want you to commit to being her boyfriend.

Bassy - Young, athletic,outgoing and starting to blossom. Just as well because you were considering dumping her last year.
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Re:Timberwolves Players/Chicks Comparison 4 years 3 months ago #28137

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Hahahaha TWIS, very well done! Those are some nice additions. I always liked when people would add to this with their sense of humor.

I particularly liked Booth, Collins, Big Al (haha!), McCants and Ollie. Howl to you!
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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