croc wrote:Guys, guys.
I just ran into Kahn today at an "all you can eat" steak and lobster buffet (although when I asked him why he only filled up on bread and salad after paying for the buffet, he grinned, patted his stomach and said "well, it isn't really value if it's not compatible with my system!"). Anyway, I asked him about all these Carmelo rumors, to which he waved a hand and said:
"Why would we need Carmelo if we've already got Crunch? He leads the team in dunks, can hit the backwards half court shot and runs the floor with determination. I'm thinking he can fill our hole at small forward, and.. (he leaned in close and whispered here) ..we've already got him signed to a lifetime contract." He winked at me and I momentarily choked on my steak.
I started to ask him more about it but he got up and said he had to run, as he was taking his Porsche to the car dealership to trade it straight up for a Toyota Corolla. "Vastly underrated car!" he said with a smile and walked away, directly into a telephone pole.
HAHAHAHA!
I don't know who you are, but you are funny.
Howl.