Call me crazy, but I actually think we can/will win this game. The Bears are a mess just like us. And then if we win, I don't know if I'll be happy or sad. Such conflicting emotions.

Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Six Preview: The Truth is, We Only Have One Hope

The Daddy don't tank, so I always root for a W. However, I know that winning will allow Coach-I-Have-A-Woman's-First-Name to keep McNabb on the field.

Either way, the following will happen, minus one untrue statement. Can you find it?

AP goes for 140 on 23 carries.

Jared and Ray Edwards Robison combine for 3 sacks.

McNabb completes a pass to Berrian over the middle for 20+ yards.

Harvin gets to 100+ yards this week.

daddyfatsax wrote:
Fixed.

Also, I have no idea which the untrue statement could be.

I was listening to KFAN and one of the Powertrip guys had a great idea (I'm assuming it was Superstar since Sludge knows sh*t about sports but criticizes everything, Chris Hockey wouldn't be thinking this hard about it, and Meatsauce is too busy being sweet at life). Why not put Berrian back for punt and/or kick returns? That is a direct test with three outcomes.

1) He drops the ball or tries to return it when he should take a knee. In other words, he fails - and is promptly cut.
2) He does well with all that "speed" he's supposed to have and gains some confidence, gives his teammates some confidence in him, and maybe works his way into the receiver rotation.
3) He gets the sh*t knocked out of him and we all laugh.

I like it. That is win-win-win.

Or we could just save ourselves the trouble and cut Berrian right now. He can play in the Japanese Football League and gain lots of confidence and be the star that he thinks he is.

I would rather watch a Wolves game with 48 minutes of Johnny Flynn at point, Wellington at SG, Wes at SF, Lazar at PF, and Pek at center than to watch the Vikings offensive line ever. That shitass line...McNabb can't even get time to throw it deep since he's running around all game trying not to get sacked, trying to throw it into everyone's feet, and trying to hit Berrian in the face with the ball. AP literally was touched before the line of scrimmage on EVERY play (he also didn't particularly play well, either).

Yeah, the majority of our team is brutally horrendous. It's like watching the Wolves 2-3 years ago when we basically had a bunch of replacement-level players. We sucked soooo bad, and weren't even exciting to watch.

AP, Percy, and Jared Allen (so far this year for him) are about all we've got.

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Yea I think watching this Vikings team is actually harder than watching the brutal wolves teams of the past few years. Even Wittman's Foye/Toine/Shaddy/whoever team.

I turned the game off after the comical series of events where there was a commercial break, Vikings send out kicking unit, call timeout, send out offense, Jenkins false starts, send out kicking unit, Longwell misses field goal.

roundhouse wrote: That was seriously about as EPIC FAIL as you can possibly get in pro sports.