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Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 2 weeks ago #45387

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You have to check this out:

www.testudotimes.com/2010/4/24/1441173/s...-will-enjoy-this-one

There is a fake Calipari account on Facebook and they sent a message to Marquis Teague (AKA the next Calipari PG). Teague didn't know the account was a fake, his response is real. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Calipari is sooooo shady. You know he's giving these guys and their families money and cars and whatever else.
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Re:Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 2 weeks ago #45389

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BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best Prank EVER! Wow, props for posting the link.

The only thing that sucks is that the fake guy didn't get more details. Technically, nothing wrong has happened, and MT has more than plausible deniability. He could just say they hadn't told him anything else yet and he just didn't know what to say (or whatever.) You know?

Still, I think we all know that Calipari is a slimeball and this is still awesome.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 1 week ago #45637

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This is too cool. Howl for the link.

Now it seems Calipari is interested in the Bulls job. What a train wreck that would be. I'd love it. I can't even imagine what kind of illegal crap he would try to pull if he comes back to the NBA.

It's too bad he didn't think about making the jump last year and take over as the Wolves' coach. Yeah, we still would have sucked, but at least we would have been entertained by some scandals.
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Re:Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 1 week ago #45643

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YWG wrote:
This is too cool. Howl for the link.

Now it seems Calipari is interested in the Bulls job. What a train wreck that would be. I'd love it. I can't even imagine what kind of illegal crap he would try to pull if he comes back to the NBA.

It's too bad he didn't think about making the jump last year and take over as the Wolves' coach. Yeah, we still would have sucked, but at least we would have been entertained by some scandals.

Interested in John Calipari speak = Blackmailing UK boosters for more $

Nothing has turned me off big time college sports than the way coaches already being paid like top 5 guys demanding raises every time they do exactly what's expected of them.
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Re:Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 1 week ago #45647

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pants wrote:
YWG wrote:
This is too cool. Howl for the link.

Now it seems Calipari is interested in the Bulls job. What a train wreck that would be. I'd love it. I can't even imagine what kind of illegal crap he would try to pull if he comes back to the NBA.

It's too bad he didn't think about making the jump last year and take over as the Wolves' coach. Yeah, we still would have sucked, but at least we would have been entertained by some scandals.

Interested in John Calipari speak = Blackmailing UK boosters for more $

Nothing has turned me off big time college sports than the way coaches already being paid like top 5 guys demanding raises every time they do exactly what's expected of them.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. And not to mention how all these coaches just break their contracts and go wherever they want for the most money. And people get all mad about when new students want to transfer schools for whatever reasons. It's all so stupid. Just pay the student-athletes and be done with this pseudo-policing they are trying to make people think they are doing...
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Hilarious John Calipari Impersonator 3 years 1 week ago #45655

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Word has it that Kentucky is going to offer Calipari a raise and a lifetime contract :blink:

This is going to be great entertainment when he's on a lifetime contract and he finally gets busted for all his recruiting violations.
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roundhouse wrote:
Word has it that Kentucky is going to offer Calipari a raise and a lifetime contract :blink:

This is going to be great entertainment when he's on a lifetime contract and he finally gets busted for all his recruiting violations.

I'm just guessing at this but if allegations come up Calipari will have a contract that allows him to leave unscathed and go somewhere else.

If a program run by him gets in trouble for a 3rd time the NCAA will have to make rule changes.
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pants wrote:
roundhouse wrote:
Word has it that Kentucky is going to offer Calipari a raise and a lifetime contract :blink:

This is going to be great entertainment when he's on a lifetime contract and he finally gets busted for all his recruiting violations.

I'm just guessing at this but if allegations come up Calipari will have a contract that allows him to leave unscathed and go somewhere else.

If a program run by him gets in trouble for a 3rd time the NCAA will have to make rule changes.

Ahh yea you're right
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