Jaric has been playing pretty well for us these couple of games but that's not why I think we should keep him. The reason is......have you seen his girlfriend!!!!!!! Victoria Secret model ADRIANA LIMA. If you don't know what she looks like, google her up. She is HOT!!!!!! We need to keep Jaric so he could bring her to some Wolves games...that would be awesome!!!

9Deuce wrote:

Best reason for keeping him that I can come up with. Bonk or I will obviously let you all know if we see her with him at any clubs in MPLS this year... I'm really hoping that we do.

SELL! SELL!

These games are most likely a fluke that won't continue. If they've fooled any team in considering taking Jaric and his contract off our hands, we should pull the trigger!

We are playing San Antonio in the Target Center. It's being televised nationally. Both Eva Longoria and Adriana Lima are in the stands. It's a hotly contested game due to the unbelivable play of Marko Jaric. Tony Parker is a non issue due to Marko's smothering defense. Eva looses her kool and sucker punches Adriana. The fight spills out onto the court. After numerous fore arm smashes and sleeper holds the fight is broken up by none other than Kevin Mchale. As peace is made and everyone is walking off the court, Adriana punches Kevin in the stomach. As he bends over in pain Eva kicks him in the nose.

This could happen and is precisely why we need to keep Marko Jaric on the team.

mmaland wrote:
Haha I love it!

And we need to NOT trade him for the sake of having some form of familiarity on our team. And because a lot of people would cry.

Ok, maybe not a lot. But definitely me.

Hehe, loving the poll on the Timberwolves site.

Whom would you rather date?

1. Adriana Lima

2. Um ...Anyone else?

Zonker wrote:

Nice. Thanks for the heads up. I just went and voted option 2. She's hot and all, but she's not even in my top 5 of who I'd want to date.

I don't know why so many people are suprised that Marco is dating such a fox. Dude, Marco is a pimp. Over in Europe, he is a TOP baller, and a cool one with style and good looks on top of that. He also is a nice, outgoing, sincere, and emotional guy. All traits that chicks dig. Plus, the 5:00 shadow, the old-school Nike sneaks, the $300 Euroflair jeans, the stylin-yet-not-tryin-too-hard-shirts, the hair, the height. MARCO IS A PIMP. Do not be suprised by this recent development. He has dated many a hottie. His pimp hand is way strong.

BonK wrote:

So true.

Lol Howl for you.

Eva and Adriana sitting in a tree.....

BonK wrote:
Very fitting assessment. Howl for you.

But, I just can't stand it anymore. It's 'MARKO'. With a 'K'. Not a 'C'. A 'K'!
I'm displacing other pent up anger, but that has been bugging me for a while.

Article by Mike Trudell about our favorite Gigolo:


http://www.nba.com/timberwolves/news/its_his_minutes_not_his_model_071129.html

Allyson wrote:
Wow - yeah, how have I been spelling MarKo's name wrong this whole time?! That's weird. Sorry MarKo, sorry AllIson.

BonK wrote:

Hahahaha you are a chump!

College Wolf wrote:
I agree with CW. Not like I haven't seen that my entire life.