"By the power of the untied shoe! I have the double double!"

Hooray! He-Pek ( Nikola Pekovic ) got a double double in el de garbage time!



What's next for our mighty hero?

cycosurgeon wrote:

If he can stay on the court for 25 minutes without fouling, he'll prboably drop a Quadruple-Double.

I couldn't help myself, after coming up with the nickname He-Pek I had to make a poster for it.

cycosurgeon wrote:
Hahahaha awesome poster!

Howl to you for posting it here in the Forums!

You, sir, have made my day. He has surpassed the Dazzling-Brew-basket-attack as the primary reason I follow the Wolves.

He-Pek is my hero. Can't wait for him to see Dwight again once he's figured the NBA out. He'll lose, but Dwight is going to be bruised the fyck up.

He-Pek walked on to the court versus the Lakers and Gasol crapped himself and feared for his pretty boy looks and had Jackson order Rambis to sit He-Pek for the rest of the game.

cycosurgeon wrote:
That makes as much sense as anything!

Tonight in AMAZING Pekovision watch the mighty He-Pek and his loyal sidekick Cringer do battle with the diabolical Knicks.

Watch in amazement as He-Pek throws the villainous Amare Studibaker to the ground and mocks his goggles in his native tongue!!!!

Watch in wonderment as the evil scientist Mike D'Antoni deports his own Russian ally to save him from the wrath of He-Pek!!!!

Watch in awe as the Mighty He-Pek wades into the Knicks cheerleaders and leaves a trail of debauchery and sodomy!!!!

Not since Jurassic Park has such a beast graced the big screen!!

Witness it all in...

HE-PEK TAKES MANHATTAN ( and shoves it up Amare's goggled butt )

Hahaha I love it!

I hope Pek wrecks havoc tonight.

What is his injury and how long is he suppose to be out for? I was hoping for a Pek vs. Splitter battle. =-(

Well, I read he started jogging, so he can't be too far away from playing. maybe a week or two? I wish he'd use his He-Pek healing powers because he's seven times as good as Kosta...Didn't Koufos look good during preseason? Is he as bad as he looks? Get it together Pek, we need you to get that elusive fifth win!

Really hoping Peks foul/3 second routine ends immediately upon his return. If not, he should be relegated to the bench where he can use, per my avatar, medusa-like stares as his primary means of intimidation.

In what part of the world is that pull over sweater he's wearing stylish?

Hey man, it picks up all the goat herder gals back in his homeland! When you got as much game as He-Pek you don't need groovy sweaters.

"He-Pek have boo boo. He-Pek sad! He-Pek loan power of the Target Center to Darko, Darko do good. Make He-Pek Happy!""