"You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot."
"Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here."
"I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck."
"So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch."
"So, uh, Milton has been let go?"
"Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally."