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Game Thread: Wolves at NYKnicks (AKA HAIKU THREAD) 4 years 4 months ago #26021

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Season Record: 4-23


We've lost 13 straight.
When will we win our next game?
I'd say not this one.


PREDICTION:

Wolves 107 - Knicks 111
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26034

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At this point i think wed get beat by a highschool basketball team...Even the girls team..



knicks 199
t-wolves 42

and miller scores 30 of um
n mad dog gets two free throws.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26069

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haha, oh man. these threads are getting to be so redundant its funny. Love it.

Is it on FSNN? I need more Telly Hughes, and his stuttering and funny head bobs, in my life. He cracks me up. Not to mention Anthony "Im fricken sweet" LaPanta. Those guys are hilarious in the worst way.

Wolves win, snapping the streak. Who gives two shits about the score. Nate Robinson will block Kevin Love.
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26070

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WallyWorld wrote:
haha, oh man. these threads are getting to be so redundant its funny. Love it.

Is it on FSNN? I need more Telly Hughes, and his stuttering and funny head bobs, in my life. He cracks me up. Not to mention Anthony "Im fricken sweet" LaPanta. Those guys are hilarious in the worst way.

Wolves win, snapping the streak. Who gives two shits about the score. Nate Robinson will block Kevin Love.


WHAT are you talking about?!?!?

I did a haiku this time!!!!! :woohoo:
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26073

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A Haiku is 5-7-5, not 7-5-7!

A Wolves Haiku

Kevin Love got Stuffed

By a Five Foot Ten Player

OJ Mayo Who?
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26074

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WallyWorld wrote:
A Haiku is 5-7-5, not 7-5-7!

A Wolves Haiku

Kevin Love got Stuffed

By a Five Foot Ten Player

OJ Mayo Who?


Wow. My idiot attempt = Worst Haiku ever. I'll go edit it.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26076

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Good thing I get off work at noon today, otherwise Id be forced to sit and write Wolves haikus all day on Christmas Eve.

Another one:
Brian Cardinal
Looks like Sloth from Goonies, ha!
Yes he does thats weird
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26077

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WallyWorld wrote:
Good thing I get off work at noon today, otherwise Id be forced to sit and write Wolves haikus all day on Christmas Eve.

Another one:
Brian Cardinal
Looks like Sloth from Goonies, ha!
Yes he does thats weird


Here are some fun ones my buddy and I made a while back...

Sitting in my Cube
Contemplating beer tonight
Need to get out soon

Cinnamon Schnapps is
A precursor to upchuck
On my bathroom floor

Florescent lighting
Causing my skin to go pale
Soon be albino

Working in a cube
Brain getting smaller as the
Belly gets bigger

Jagermeister shot
Causing room to spin around
Where did my pants go?

Elderly drivers
Can’t see over steering wheel
Scare me…please take cab
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26078

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McCants shoots again
Pray it finally goes in
Nope, another brick.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Foye goes for lay-up
Did he try it from left side?
Into stands ball goes.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26080

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I really miss The Toine
Can't believe Memphis cut him
Find him at buffet.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26081

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Taco Bell Drive Thru
Love orders 12 burritos
Thity two more pounds
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26082

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Marko is a STUD
I'd rather have him than Mike
But he busy pimpin'.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26083

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McHale is our coach
Will he develop our guys?
Fifty straight losses.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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Re:Game Thread: Wolves at New York Knicks (12/26/0 4 years 4 months ago #26084

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Attendance is low.
Next game is against Magic
Twelve people attend.
Question: "Hey Antoine Walker, why do you shoot so many 3's?"

Answer: "Because there are no 4's."
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