11/12/2012 - Injury report

Written by Pants on .

Put this team in the witness protection program, it isn't safe for them to be playing basketball. 

  • Love - Dead
  • Rubio - Dead
  • Budinger - Dead (Out a couple months with knee surgery this week, source)
  • Roy - Dead (maybe, really hard to say.)
  • JJ Barea - In stable condition but not out of the woods yet

Ambulance

Ladies and gentlemen we've given Shved 5 games to get aclimated to the NBA, he should be ready to go 38 minutes a game for the next 2 months right? 

 

Which leads us to one of the best pages on the entire internet.

NBA.COM FREE AGENT TRACKER

Sorry Will Conroy we loved your plucky story but it is time to sign an actual NBA guard before we are starting Derrick Williams at the point.

  • Pietrus, Mickael - He has to be the top option. He is european for gosh sakes. Get him in white and blueish and greenish as soon as possible Kahn!
  • Baron Davis - He's still alive right?
  • Gilbert - Same question as with Baron except he might have died (NBA wise) years ago. An interesting person never the less. 
  • Derek Fish.... - Look awy from this bullet, I never typed it. 
  • Delonte West - Mostly insane, but 100% alive!!!!! I'd list him at #2 option

Let me know if you have other bandaide ideas. 

 

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WallyWorld
WallyWorld moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

Sadly, I predict we stand pat :(

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf moderator

@WallyWorld Of course. :-(

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf moderator

Arenas, Marbury, Pooh Richardson... the possibilities are endless!

WallyWorld
WallyWorld moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

And Roy may play tonight yet. Or at least should be good to go for Charlotte on Wed.

Pants80
Pants80 moderator

 @WallyWorld Thank goodness!

WallyWorld
WallyWorld moderator

 @Pants80 Just speculating. Soreness in the knee, nothing major. Related to an earlier knee bump and not his lack of cartilage I think.

Daddyfatsax
Daddyfatsax

 @WallyWorld  @Pants80 this is encouraging. the team should be playing this up, or at least people like Zgoda. I did not know this

WallyWorld
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Baron Davis?!?!?! BARON DAVIS?!?!?! BARON. DAVIS?!?!?!?!?! Jokes aside I am pretty sure he retired and works for the Knicks in community relations or something. 

 

I would put Michael Redd on the list. He fills the BUD role nicely. But I gotta go Pietrus here for a more well-rounded game.... 

Pants80
Pants80 moderator

 @WallyWorld Good call. I almost included him initially but he turned us down once already right? And yeah Baron isn't viable because he doesn't stay in shape even when he isn't retired. He'd never be ready in time to be helpful even if he was game for a comeback. 

WallyWorld
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 @Pants80 I have to admit being intruiged by Arenas. Totally irrational, but it is interesting. 

 

Iverson! McGrady! Or......how about Marbury!

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