Basketball Down Under

Written by TWiS on .

Recently the TWB Staff asked forum poster T_Wolf_ in_Sydney of Sydney, Australia to submit his thoughts on the Wolves and Australian Basketball. Below is his story, and a few noteable names from Aussie past, many of which have Wolves connections. Have a read, and thank you TWiS!

I remember when the NBA was fashionable in Australia; I guess it started when “NBA Action” was televised on free to air broadcast and mind you at a reasonable hour, it featured one replayed game a week. It used to be that you’d have to pay via cable or stay up past midnight to watch American sports. See, basketball doesn’t get much attention here since we have 4 different codes of football (Australian Rules Football, Rugby League, Rugby Union and Soccer) and cricket.

We have a National Basketball League, www.nbl.com.au, started in 1979. Interestingly, each team was allowed to have no more than 2 “import” non-Australian players and traditionally most teams consist of 2 “reject” NBA players, D-Leaguers, and NBA hopefuls. Fancy seeing your local star player get benched or cut from the NBA team they tried for….sad but true. The league has recently had some troubled times, GFC has seen some teams fold, and I believe this season had been cancelled, go figure….

I just started High School and every other kid had a Bulls #23 jersey. It was cool to be American, well at least dress like one and drink some imported Dr. Pepper. Prior to this big NBA fad, I liked the Celtics despite never seeing a full game – I was just happy playing as Larry Bird on the classic PC game of Lakers vs. Celtics.

Imagine being able to see a full televised game for the first time! The first full game I saw was the Suns vs. Blazers (1992) – the newly acquired Charles Barkley was tearing it up for the Suns. So a Phoenix Suns fan I became. The most popular teams in Australia at the time were: 1) Bulls 2) Magic 3) Celtics 4) Lakers…. The Timberwolves were unheard of. So I played ball with friends from morning to midnight, we talked about how awesome Shaq was after he pulled down the hoop in his rookie season, we traded basketball cards, we showed off our new Nike Air Jordans, we spent our pocket money on genuine NBA caps and wear it back to front just to be cool. NBA Jam came out in the arcades (my friends and I always joked we would start a video game based on our local NBL, and call it NBL Lay-Up)…. more money and time spent on that. I loved basketball, until I witnessed Jordan and the Bulls down the Suns in the NBA finals – man if it weren’t uncool for guys to cry, I probably would have!

There was a sale on NBA merchandise at the Department store one day. Since I was at school, I begged mum to find and buy for me a really cool NBA jacket – Suns preferably or at worst Lakers, Celtics or Magic. She came back with a Timberwolves jacket………..WTF!?!?!?! Who the hell are they? Words couldn’t express my disappointment. A few days later, I decided I would ignore the fashion and go with the Wolves… nobody has any of their gear, I would be unique.

“Didn’t they draft that Laettner dude,” my friend would ask me. “I think so,” I would reply. That’s about the extent of my Wolves knowledge (let’s not ever mention that player’s name again). Then I found out, they had Luc Longley. 

1) AUSSIE IMPORT #1: LUC LONGLEY (C,  7ft2 and 265 lbs)

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  • Drafted by the Minnesota Timberwolves in the 1st round (7th pick) of the 1991 draft. Incidentally, the first Australian to ever play in the NBA. Yayyyyyyyy !!!!
  • 11 seasons NBA, 3 championship rings with Chicago Bulls (1995-1998), career: 21.2MPG,7.2PPG, 0.462FG%, 4.9RPG, 1.5APG, 1BPG.
  • Comments: Luuuuuuuuuuuc !!!! It’s amazing how M.J. and Phil Jackson can make this guy look awesome. To his credit, he rarely did anything wrong on the court in his prime, but then again he really didn’t do anything much anyway. Our drafting woes started early since we drafted him ahead of Stacey Augmon, Terrell Brandon, Dale Davis and Chris Gatling.

 

Then, my all-time favourite local player, Shane Heal, signed up with the Wolves in 1996:

2) AUSSIE IMPORT #2: SHANE HEAL (G, 6ft and 180 lbs)

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  • Unflattering NBA career averages of: 6.3MPG, 0.273FG%,2.0PPG, 0.8APG.  But make no mistakes this man CAN PLAY… his NBL career average is 20.6 points, 6.1 assists and 1.0 steals.
  • He is nick named “The Hammer” as he nails threes virtually on command, and arguably the best clutch player Australia has.
  • Comments: Best known for his run in with Charles Barkley, I mean this literally, as he bumped chests with the Round Mound of Rebound and pretty much gave Chuck a mouthful on the Altlanta Olympic pre-tournament warm up Australia vs USA. I remember this game well as Heal lit up the score boards, pinning three after three, and giving Team USA a slight (let me emphasise slight) scare. This performance without doubt might have led to his first NBA stint. Apparently, Chuck and Heal hugged and made up afterwards for photos.

Once Barkley left the Suns, I decided to follow the Timberwolves only. Then the skinny kid McHale drafted from high school changed everything, Kevin Garnett became the face of the Timberwolves, and Australia finally knew who the Minnesota Timberwolves are.  The rest is history. I’ve followed the Timberwolves through the good and bad (and worst) of times. I don’t imagine following any other teams, even if things go bad.

Just for interest here are some other Australian players that have made the NBA. I’m really hoping for more in the future. Basketball is an awesome game – I hope one day I can experience the atmosphere a live NBA game.

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: First Round Results

Written by Derek Hanson on .

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The votes are in and the first-round winners of the TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge are now being revealed.  You can click the images above for a larger version of the updated bracket.  If you click through to "Read More" you can also see a list of all the winners and the percetage of the votes that each nominee received as well as some analysis!

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Flynn Named to All-Rookie 2nd Team

Written by Mike on .

It was announced today that Jonny was named to the All-Rookie 2nd Team. Good work. In a related story, Stephen Curry was named to the All-Rookie First Team.

From Jonah B at Timberwolves.com

Flynn joins Felton Spencer, Kevin Garnett, Craig Smith and Kevin Love as Timberwolves rookies to earn second team honors. Pooh Richardson, Christian Laettner, Isaiah Rider, Stephon Marbury, Wally Szczerbiak and Randy Foye all earned first team honors during their rookie seasons in Minnesota.

Below are the 2009-10 NBA All-Rookie First and Second Teams:

2009-10 T-MOBILE NBA ALL-ROOKIE FIRST TEAM
Tyreke Evans Sacramento
Brandon Jennings Milwaukee
Stephen Curry Golden State
Darren Collison New Orleans
Taj Gibson Chicago

2009-10 T-MOBILE NBA ALL-ROOKIE SECOND TEAM
Marcus Thornton New Orleans
DeJuan Blair San Antonio
James Harden Oklahoma City
Jonny Flynn Minnesota
Jonas Jerebko Detroit

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Have You Seen This Man?

Written by Derek Hanson on .

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If you've been to Canis Hoopus last evening or this morning, then you most certainly have not.  For those of you who haven't watched a chick flick in the past fifteen years, the man in the above photo is Hugh Grant.  Yesterday, some time around noon, he was banned from Canis Hoopus.

I've made it a point to keep my comments on the TWB/Hoopus feud to a minimum.  I called them out for poaching Sonia and stabbing us in the back when we relaunched the site.  There was quite a bit of controversy about that fairly mild post, but I really didn't say much else. I had said my peace, and that was that.

Then Stop-n-Pop decided to ban Roundhouse from the site (initially for "2-3 weeks" - a lie as the ban continues despite RH remaining civil).  Apparently, Roundhouse was being "mean", when he made a rather tame response to an inflammatory rant by a crazed Hoopus poster in which RH was compared to Adolf Hitler.  The crazed poster was not reprimanded or punished.  Nice.  Stop-n-Pop also proceeded to repeatedly refer to Dave and Wally World "dogs" during this period.  At that point, I felt the need to stick up for my friends, and so I spoke up for a second time.  SnP asked that we keep our complaints on TWB, so I made my front page post featuring "The Rock" where I called him out on his inconsistencies.

Now, my hand has been forced to comment for a third time...

Yesterday, a poster named Hugh Grant made his first comments on TWB describing his plight.  Apparently he had been banned from Canis Hoopus yesterday afternoon, along with Dave.  After hearing about his situation, I emailed Hugh to find out exactly what happened.  It turns out that, in addition to being a charming British movie star, Hugh Grant also likes to lurk on Timberwolves blogs and message boards.  Yesterday, when Stop-n-Pop posted a draft board that had DeMarcus Cousins #1 and John Wall #4, Hugh felt the need to disagree with what he felt was a completely ridiculous post.  He was met with some opposition and participated in some lively banter with the rest of the Hoopus community.  In line with Stop-n-Pop's own rules, Hugh wasn't mean and he kept it clean.  Yet today, he was met with a permanent ban from Canis Hoopus, less than 24 hours after registering for the first time.


"He said he wouldn't get involved in this feud, but then Stop-n-"POP" banned Hugh Grant"

Why was Hugh Grant banned?  From where I sit, it looks like his only "crime" was disagreeing with Stop-n-Pop.  Some have speculated that he was Roundhouse in disguise, but I can assure you that was not the case.  I'm certain that SnP has access to the IP records for all his users and must have known that Hugh Grant was not Roundhouse.

Why am I bringing this up and making this a front page post?  Because Stop-n-Pop needs to be called out.  He repeatedly posts lies to cover up his mistreatment of Roundhouse and Dave.  It's lame, but we're "feuding", so whatever.  (Ironic, though, how he claims he's "above" this and "taking the high road".  More lies.)  The difference now is that he's taken his power-trip so far that he's banning innocent people, who are new posters with a clean slate, simply because they disagree with him or because he THINKS they're associated with TWolves Blog.  After he's done his dirty work, he'll go post a "pity party" comment where he acts like the victim and right on cue...

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Everyone drinks the Kool-Aid and tries to lick his wounds.  Yet while everyone rallies around Stop-n-Pop, few defend Hugh Grant, who clearly did nothing to warrant his banning.

Stop-n-Pop will use the following arguments...

1. Don't be mean. Keep it clean.
Hugh Grant certainly didn't violate either of these rules.  On that note, neither did College Wolf.  In all fairness, RH can get pretty fiesty, although the comment that got him banned was not bad at all.

On the flip side, it's fine to rag on any of these three without penalty, and entirely ok for Stop-n-Pop to refer to CW and Wally World as dogs.

2. You can get banned for repeated offenses.
Hugh Grant didn't even last 24 hours.  Absolutely ridiculous.

3. I'm just doing this because people come here to read about the Wolves, not to read your bickering!

Exhibit A:  The threads that contain these "feuds" are some of the most commented threads on the entire site.  Obviously people care or are at least semi-entertained by it, otherwise they wouldn't repeatedly comment and/or join in on the squabble.

Exhibit B: Realizing that SnP is not in favor of having these disputes play out on the main blog where they "interfere" with Wolves discussion, CW started a fan post once the comment got off-topic.  By starting a fan post, CW moved the discussion to a place where only those who cared to read or participate in the discussion would even see what was being said.  This did not interfere at all with the main Hoopus blog.  So the argument that this was all being done to "preserve the blog" is just an excuse.  The main blog was not be interfered with and the discussion was not being forced on anyone but those who willingly clicked through to read it.

4. They only come over here to bash our site and cause trouble, so I'm banning them.

Not true at all.  Maybe when the "feud" initially started there were some shots fired in the comments.  However, for weeks now, the discussions have been focused around basketball.  When Roundhouse was banned, he was having a regular debate about college basketball.  Then one of the Hoopus commenters got heated and started bringing up the whole Hoopus/TWB issue.  The most recent banning of CW and Hugh Grant started with a conversation about the draft.  Again, Hoopus commenters who didn't like Dave and Hugh's opinions started ragging on TWB and got the ball rolling again.

Roundhouse, Dave, and Hugh all got banned on threads where they were discussing basketball and not picking fights about which site was better.  The Hoopus commenters who claim that they're such "intelligent" debaters then took the basketball debate and decided to bring TWB/Hoopus into the discussion, as if it had anything to do with John Wall vs. DeMarcus Cousins.  Stop-n-Pop can blame those three all he wants, but the fact of the matter is that it's "his" crew that's starting the off-topic conversations.  It's "his" crew that's being "mean".  But since they agree with his basketball opinions, and Dave, RH, and Hugh Grant don't, they get banned.



The bottom line is that it appears Stop-n-Pop can't handle healthy opposition.  Roundhouse has remained banned despite the fact that he's behaved himself for longer than his "sentence".  Dave was banned despite not breaking any of the rules, and even going as far to respect SnP's wishes by taking his discussion off the main blog.  And Hugh Grant, well, that banning was just completely ridiculous and indefensible.

I doubt that Stop-n-Pop will ever let College Wolf, Roundhouse, or Hugh Grant back on Hoopus.  This post will probably do very little towards their re-instatement, but somebody needs to stick up for the people that he's mistreated by bullying them with his admin privileges.  I'd go post this over at Hoopus, but as one admin to another, I'll respect his wishes and keep this type of post on my own site.  Anyway, the second I went over there, I'm sure I'd get banned myself.  However, if SnP wants to man up and actually adhere to the very rules that he originally established, then he can earn some respect back by allowing Dave, Roundhouse, and Hugh back on Hoopus.  It's true that it's "his" bar and he can run it how he sees fit.  The question is whether he wants to run it as a place where Wolves fans of all opinions and backgrounds can share their thoughts, similar to how we play here at TWB, or whether he wants to be the captain of a dictatorship where opposing opinions are silenced.

So on behalf of Hugh...


What's it gonna be, Nate?

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: TV and Movie Region

Written by Mike on .

The 4th and final region for the TWB Lottery Mascot Challenge features 8 intense matchups amongst some of your favorite Television and Movie characters of years past. Please do click Read More and be sure to vote for all 8 matchups. Votes will be posted within a few days were we will finally determine who will advance to the next round, where the intensity level will increase exponentially. Without further adieu, below are the matchups:

Battle #1: MacGyver vs. MacGruber

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An epic matchup featuring one of TV's greatest mullets taking on a sub-par bulge. MacGyver has shown us in the past he can escape from nearly any situation. However can he escape a front page poll vote against his formidable foe, MacGruber? Time will tell in this sleeper first round match.




CLICK "READ MORE" FOR THE REST OF THE BRACKET

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Canis Hoopus: Where Censorship Happens

Written by College Wolf on .

Canis Hoopus: Where Kevin Love is better than Carmelo Anthony Happens.

Canis Hoopus: Where the TWolves drafting DeMarcus Cousins over John Wall and Evan Turner Happens.

Canis Hoopus: Where cheap shots and personal attacks Happen.

Canis Hoopus: Where herd mentality Happens.

Canis Hoopus: Where Stop-N-Pop = God Happens.

Canis Hoopus: Where Censorship Happens.

 

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Way to take the moral high ground on this one SNP!

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: The Random Region

Written by roundhouse on .

 

The time has come to crown the Official NBA Draft Lottery Mascot for our beloved Minnesota Timberwolves. Some of the candidates for the Wolves draft lottery didn't fall into the Athlete, Celebrity, or Movie/TV Character regions, so we created a region of complete randomness where the most zany of nominees will face off. If you thought the matchups of the Celebrity & Athlete regions were crazy, you ain't seen nothing yet! Day 3 of the 64 contestant tournament will be the 16 members of our Random Region.  We'll give a brief description of each matchup followed by a poll where you can vote on who should move on to the second round.  Here we go!

The Celebrity Region can be found HERE.

The Athlete Region can be found HERE.

 

Wolverine vs. Apache Longbow Helicopter

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VS.

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The first matchup features one of the most badass fighting machines of the comic book world up against one of the most badass fighting machines of the real world. The adamantium that flows through Wolverine's vains makes him nearly indestructible. But the key word there is nearly. We'll see if he can sink his claws in and take down the most advanced technology that modern battlefield warfare has to offer.

 

 

 

 

Please click "Read More" below to see the rest of the Random Region matchups

 

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: Athlete Region

Written by College Wolf on .

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(Click above to view a full-sized image of the complete bracket)


The time has come to crown the Official NBA Draft Lottery Mascot for our beloved Minnesota Timberwolves.  Day 2 of the 64 contestant tournament will be the 16 members of our Athlete Region.  We'll give a brief description of each matchup followed by a poll where you can vote on who should move on to the second round.  Here we go!

The Celebrity Region can be found HERE.

 

Joe Mauer vs. Robert Swift

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It's Baby Jesus matched up against an abject NBA Lottery Pick failure.  Some might blame Swift's failings on his knee injury(ies?), but look at him.  He was doomed to fail.  Baby Jesus, on the other hand, can do no wrong.  I'm pretty sure he is about to cure cancer while rescuing orphans from burning buildings, all-the-while hitting CC Sabathia fastballs for 550 feet homeruns.




Please click "Read More" below to see the more of the first-round Athlete Matchups...
 

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: Celebrity Region

Written by Derek Hanson on .

The time has come to crown the Official NBA Draft Lottery Mascot for our beloved Minnesota Timberwolves.  Kicking off the 64 contestant tournament will be the 16 members of our Celebrity Region.  We'll give a brief description of each matchup followed by a poll where you can vote on who should move on to the second round.  Here we go!

 

Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T

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This is a classic battle of two of the baddest mamma jamma's in history.  These two manage to tread the fine line of being incredibly ridiculous and yet incredibly deadly at the same time.  I can't think of a better way to kick off this tournament!

 

Click "Read More" below, for more of our first-round celebrity match-ups...

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TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge: Round 2, Part 1

Written by Derek Hanson on .

Round 1 of the TWB NBA Draft Lottery Mascot Challenge was a rousing success! We now up the stakes as last week's winners face off against each other for a shot at the Sweet 16. There will be humor, surprises, and fights to the death! What are you waiting for? Let's vote!

Athlete Region

Joe Mauer vs. Adrian Peterson

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After knocking out their first round opponents, the two biggest stars on the Minnesota sports scene will face off in a battle for a spot in the Sweet 16.  I'm sure that this one will come down to whether we have more Twins or Vikings fans on the site, however, as an outside observer, I pose this question:  If Adrian were charging down the 3rd base line towards Mauer at home plate, does Adrian kill him, or does Mauer hold onto the ball and save the run?

 

Click "Read More" below to view the rest of our match-ups!

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